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Another reason for a fast internet connection
Posted: February 9, 2006 1:07 pm
by weirdo0521
ASU police reported the following incidents Wednesday:
An 18-year-old male ASU student was arrested Sunday night at Hayden Library and charged with indecent exposure and public sexual indecency. The suspect allegedly pulled his pants and underwear to his mid-thighs to masturbate while watching pornography on his laptop. When asked why he had gone to the library to view pornography and masturbate, the suspect allegedly told police, "To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn't good enough."
http://www.statepress.com/issues/2006/02/02/news/695542
Posted: February 9, 2006 1:08 pm
by ToplessRideFL
Posted: February 9, 2006 1:08 pm
by CaptainP
When I was in college, a student got busted for masturbating in the library. Funny thing, he was the president of the College Republicans.
Posted: February 9, 2006 1:09 pm
by ToplessRideFL
CaptainP wrote:When I was in college, a student got busted for masturbating in the library. Funny thing, he was the president of the College Republicans.
He was practicing safe sex.... perfect for a right winger....
Re: Another reason for a fast internet connection
Posted: February 9, 2006 1:10 pm
by RinglingRingling
weirdo0521 wrote:ASU police reported the following incidents Wednesday:
An 18-year-old male ASU student was arrested Sunday night at Hayden Library and charged with indecent exposure and public sexual indecency. The suspect allegedly pulled his pants and underwear to his mid-thighs to masturbate while watching pornography on his laptop. When asked why he had gone to the library to view pornography and masturbate, the suspect allegedly told police, "To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn't good enough."
http://www.statepress.com/issues/2006/02/02/news/695542
and thus, we have a guy who's going to be registering with the local PD/Sheriff for at least the next 10 years...
Posted: February 9, 2006 1:20 pm
by CaptainP
ToplessRideFL wrote:CaptainP wrote:When I was in college, a student got busted for masturbating in the library. Funny thing, he was the president of the College Republicans.
He was practicing safe sex.... perfect for a right winger....
They didn't say if he was using his right or left wing for the task....
Posted: February 9, 2006 1:24 pm
by iuparrothead
Posted: February 9, 2006 1:26 pm
by CaptainP
Posted: February 9, 2006 1:38 pm
by iuparrothead
yep
Posted: February 9, 2006 1:39 pm
by Wino you know
Looks to be ANOTHER conversationally challenged day.
Posted: February 9, 2006 1:40 pm
by RinglingRingling
Wino you know wrote:Looks to be ANOTHER conversationally challenged day.
hey, give the guy a break. he was concentrating on the business at hand.
Posted: February 9, 2006 2:02 pm
by rsgeist
Geez, the guy should just figure out a way to make that an employable skill. I bet he could make money hand over fist.
Posted: February 9, 2006 2:04 pm
by citcat
"Self-Love in the Library"
Posted: February 9, 2006 2:12 pm
by RinglingRingling
citcat wrote:"Self-Love in the Library"
a self-help book?
Posted: February 9, 2006 3:27 pm
by mings
this makes me think twice about checking books out of a library
Posted: February 9, 2006 3:30 pm
by ph4ever
mings wrote:this makes me think twice about checking books out of a library
just fan thru them and if the pages stick together choose another book
Posted: February 9, 2006 3:33 pm
by RinglingRingling
ph4ever wrote:mings wrote:this makes me think twice about checking books out of a library
just fan thru them and if the pages stick together choose another book
*best Ralph Wiggem voice*
"Teacher, can I have another book, this one's all sticky"
Posted: February 9, 2006 3:33 pm
by mings
ph4ever wrote:mings wrote:this makes me think twice about checking books out of a library
just fan thru them and if the pages stick together choose another book
well I guess that rules out several specific topics
Posted: February 9, 2006 3:43 pm
by txaggirl91
i guess nobody told him about downloading the p*** to his laptop then returning to his dorm room to view it
Posted: February 9, 2006 3:45 pm
by mings
txaggirl91 wrote:i guess nobody told him about downloading the p*** to his laptop then returning to his dorm room to view it
he didn't graduate - so he's not that smart
