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depends on how hot she is.sonofabeach wrote:For years I've been flowers and taking the ball and chain out to dinner. This year I'm gonna cook her a really nice breakfast in bed.
Last time I did that, she love me long time
and speaking of flowers.....
What's better than roses on your piano?
tulips on your organ!!!!!!!!!
BA DOOM BAP!!!!
Thank you parrotheads and don't forget to stiff your waitress on your way out
sI have no circlesmings wrote:I think, judging from the circles Cubbie travels in, he's gonns need more than that/BahamaBreeze wrote:Just get a Penicillin shot and you'll be ok...Cubbie Bear wrote:VD blows
Italy has 5 and they're all stuck together.Cubbie Bear wrote:I have no circlesmings wrote:I think, judging from the circles Cubbie travels in, he's gonns need more than that/BahamaBreeze wrote:Just get a Penicillin shot and you'll be ok...Cubbie Bear wrote:VD blows
that's because of the rainbow colors!mings wrote: Italy has 5 and they're all stuck together.
they're united like benetton.z-man wrote:that's because of the rainbow colors!mings wrote: Italy has 5 and they're all stuck together.
Other than the dark ones under your eyes?Cubbie Bear wrote:I have no circlesmings wrote:I think, judging from the circles Cubbie travels in, he's gonns need more than that/BahamaBreeze wrote:Just get a Penicillin shot and you'll be ok...Cubbie Bear wrote:VD blows
and now this year with a "girlfriend" and all.. you're doomed.mings wrote:it's a lot of rigamarol (crap) to do just because someone tells you to. It should be called "Cohones Day" because Hallmark has you by the cohones. If you don't do anything you look like an a$$. I much prefer the improptu expression of love and gratitude (or the seemingly improptu, but actually took a lot of planning, only she just didn't know about it) rather than someone holding a gun to my head.
With that said, I am guilty of doing all of those things that I don't like about this holiday.
actually, the previous 6 years I was also doomed to participate in the holiday. They were fun though.RinglingRingling wrote:and now this year with a "girlfriend" and all.. you're doomed.mings wrote:it's a lot of rigamarol (crap) to do just because someone tells you to. It should be called "Cohones Day" because Hallmark has you by the cohones. If you don't do anything you look like an a$$. I much prefer the improptu expression of love and gratitude (or the seemingly improptu, but actually took a lot of planning, only she just didn't know about it) rather than someone holding a gun to my head.
With that said, I am guilty of doing all of those things that I don't like about this holiday.
by the way, what did the judge say about you claiming that incident in the subway was "just an impromptu expression of love"?
There is no law on the books about stripping to the waist, slathering yourself in chocolate syrup, and rubbing up against a homeless guy from the Dominican while screaming, "Stroke! Stroke!! Stroke you ba&*(#&" into your little megaphone?mings wrote:actually, the previous 6 years I was also doomed to participate in the holiday. They were fun though.RinglingRingling wrote:and now this year with a "girlfriend" and all.. you're doomed.mings wrote:it's a lot of rigamarol (crap) to do just because someone tells you to. It should be called "Cohones Day" because Hallmark has you by the cohones. If you don't do anything you look like an a$$. I much prefer the improptu expression of love and gratitude (or the seemingly improptu, but actually took a lot of planning, only she just didn't know about it) rather than someone holding a gun to my head.
With that said, I am guilty of doing all of those things that I don't like about this holiday.
by the way, what did the judge say about you claiming that incident in the subway was "just an impromptu expression of love"?
The judge dismissed it on a techinicality.
aparently not, but expect that to change sometime in the near future.RinglingRingling wrote:There is no law on the books about stripping to the waist, slathering yourself in chocolate syrup, and rubbing up against a homeless guy from the Dominican while screaming, "Stroke! Stroke!! Stroke you ba&*(#&" into your little megaphone?mings wrote:actually, the previous 6 years I was also doomed to participate in the holiday. They were fun though.RinglingRingling wrote:and now this year with a "girlfriend" and all.. you're doomed.mings wrote:it's a lot of rigamarol (crap) to do just because someone tells you to. It should be called "Cohones Day" because Hallmark has you by the cohones. If you don't do anything you look like an a$$. I much prefer the improptu expression of love and gratitude (or the seemingly improptu, but actually took a lot of planning, only she just didn't know about it) rather than someone holding a gun to my head.
With that said, I am guilty of doing all of those things that I don't like about this holiday.
by the way, what did the judge say about you claiming that incident in the subway was "just an impromptu expression of love"?
The judge dismissed it on a techinicality.
traumatized the stuffing out of the homeless guy, did you?mings wrote:aparently not, but expect that to change sometime in the near future.RinglingRingling wrote:There is no law on the books about stripping to the waist, slathering yourself in chocolate syrup, and rubbing up against a homeless guy from the Dominican while screaming, "Stroke! Stroke!! Stroke you ba&*(#&" into your little megaphone?mings wrote:actually, the previous 6 years I was also doomed to participate in the holiday. They were fun though.RinglingRingling wrote:and now this year with a "girlfriend" and all.. you're doomed.mings wrote:it's a lot of rigamarol (crap) to do just because someone tells you to. It should be called "Cohones Day" because Hallmark has you by the cohones. If you don't do anything you look like an a$$. I much prefer the improptu expression of love and gratitude (or the seemingly improptu, but actually took a lot of planning, only she just didn't know about it) rather than someone holding a gun to my head.
With that said, I am guilty of doing all of those things that I don't like about this holiday.
by the way, what did the judge say about you claiming that incident in the subway was "just an impromptu expression of love"?
The judge dismissed it on a techinicality.
someone had to take up the slack for ShaneRinglingRingling wrote:traumatized the stuffing out of the homeless guy, did you?mings wrote:aparently not, but expect that to change sometime in the near future.RinglingRingling wrote:There is no law on the books about stripping to the waist, slathering yourself in chocolate syrup, and rubbing up against a homeless guy from the Dominican while screaming, "Stroke! Stroke!! Stroke you ba&*(#&" into your little megaphone?mings wrote:actually, the previous 6 years I was also doomed to participate in the holiday. They were fun though.RinglingRingling wrote:and now this year with a "girlfriend" and all.. you're doomed.mings wrote:it's a lot of rigamarol (crap) to do just because someone tells you to. It should be called "Cohones Day" because Hallmark has you by the cohones. If you don't do anything you look like an a$$. I much prefer the improptu expression of love and gratitude (or the seemingly improptu, but actually took a lot of planning, only she just didn't know about it) rather than someone holding a gun to my head.
With that said, I am guilty of doing all of those things that I don't like about this holiday.
by the way, what did the judge say about you claiming that incident in the subway was "just an impromptu expression of love"?
The judge dismissed it on a techinicality.
depends, is it "miss" as in, "I wonder what he's doing?", or is it more of a pining, "I want him here with me and the homeless guy now"?mings wrote:someone had to take up the slack for ShaneRinglingRingling wrote:traumatized the stuffing out of the homeless guy, did you?mings wrote:aparently not, but expect that to change sometime in the near future.RinglingRingling wrote:There is no law on the books about stripping to the waist, slathering yourself in chocolate syrup, and rubbing up against a homeless guy from the Dominican while screaming, "Stroke! Stroke!! Stroke you ba&*(#&" into your little megaphone?mings wrote:actually, the previous 6 years I was also doomed to participate in the holiday. They were fun though.RinglingRingling wrote: and now this year with a "girlfriend" and all.. you're doomed.
by the way, what did the judge say about you claiming that incident in the subway was "just an impromptu expression of love"?
The judge dismissed it on a techinicality.
Is is gay if I say that I miss nycparrothead?
nothing goes with "Homeless guy, prawn slathered in chocolate, and monkey" like cheap wine in a screw-top bottle..mings wrote:can I plead the fifth? and speaking of fifth's, I could got for a shot of something fun.
is that from experience?RinglingRingling wrote:nothing goes with "Homeless guy, prawn slathered in chocolate, and monkey" like cheap wine in a screw-top bottle..mings wrote:can I plead the fifth? and speaking of fifth's, I could got for a shot of something fun.
according to Frank.mings wrote:is that from experience?RinglingRingling wrote:nothing goes with "Homeless guy, prawn slathered in chocolate, and monkey" like cheap wine in a screw-top bottle..mings wrote:can I plead the fifth? and speaking of fifth's, I could got for a shot of something fun.
it all makes sense thenRinglingRingling wrote:according to Frank.mings wrote:is that from experience?RinglingRingling wrote:nothing goes with "Homeless guy, prawn slathered in chocolate, and monkey" like cheap wine in a screw-top bottle..mings wrote:can I plead the fifth? and speaking of fifth's, I could got for a shot of something fun.
he's sublimating his pining for the Monkeyboy by building a house.mings wrote:it all makes sense thenRinglingRingling wrote:according to Frank.mings wrote:is that from experience?RinglingRingling wrote:nothing goes with "Homeless guy, prawn slathered in chocolate, and monkey" like cheap wine in a screw-top bottle..mings wrote:can I plead the fifth? and speaking of fifth's, I could got for a shot of something fun.
