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Wow did this thread take a turn

Cappy, you should work for Hallmark

Rs - what the hel!! did you just say?

sy wrote:Wow did this thread take a turn

downhill or uphill
u-turn?
turnicate?

mings wrote:

sy wrote:Wow did this thread take a turn

downhill or uphill
u-turn?
turnicate?

Hmm...good questions....I'm not quite sure....

At least the thread is going some where

Capt.Flock wrote:At least the thread is going some where

Alright. valid point.

Is Mings shopping for "Secret Valentines" cards for Shane?

What do you get a monkey for vday

A bunch of bananas



or a leg to hump

Capt.Flock wrote:What do you get a monkey for vday

A bunch of bananas



or a leg to hump

Chiquita, when you care to send the very best.

MA_Buffett_Fan23 wrote:Who hates this holiday?!?!?!?!

I despise the current incarnation of Valentine's Day. Thought about having an anti-Valentine's Day party.

aeroparrot wrote:

MA_Buffett_Fan23 wrote:Who hates this holiday?!?!?!?!

I despise the current incarnation of Valentine's Day. Thought about having an anti-Valentine's Day party.

Did you know that there really is a site that sends DEAD flowers to your ex?

http://www.hugkiss.com/platinum/deadflower.shtml

Top 10 list of reasons why it's better to be single than to be in a relationship:

10. You get to go to cool Anti-Valentine's Day parties instead of buying
cards and flowers.

9. Toilet seat stays DOWN. (from a woman)
The toilet seat stays UP. (from a man)
(Yes, there was a heated debate on both sides about what is the
proper thing to do. The jury is still out.)

8. Morning cotton mouth is OKAY -- and the makers of Scope can just
go F$%# OFF.

7. I can watch anything I want -- no channel surfing. (from a woman)
The remote control is mine, mine, MINE! (from a man)

6. Your grocery bill will go down by 75%. (from a woman)
(My bill would probably go up by 25%

5. No more shoe prints on the bed sheets.
(She wouldn't offer an explanation, but the word "traction" was
bandied about.)

4. Rude comments such as "You're looking a little thick in the thighs,
dear," are mercifully absent from my life!

3. You never have to lie when saying, "I love you."

2. You don't have to sleep in the wet spot if you don't want to.
(One woman upon hearing this said, "If you're single, why would
there be a... never mind.")

And the number one reason is:

1. You know the pubic hair in the peanut butter is yours. (you hope)
(This woman also refused to explain herself.)

BahamaBreeze wrote:

aeroparrot wrote:

MA_Buffett_Fan23 wrote:Who hates this holiday?!?!?!?!

I despise the current incarnation of Valentine's Day. Thought about having an anti-Valentine's Day party.

Did you know that there really is a site that sends DEAD flowers to your ex?

http://www.hugkiss.com/platinum/deadflower.shtml

Top 10 list of reasons why it's better to be single than to be in a relationship:


And the number one reason is:

1. You know the pubic hair in the peanut butter is yours. (you hope)
(This woman also refused to explain herself.)

I think I'll pass on that P&J sammich.

rsgeist wrote:

BahamaBreeze wrote:

aeroparrot wrote:

MA_Buffett_Fan23 wrote:Who hates this holiday?!?!?!?!

I despise the current incarnation of Valentine's Day. Thought about having an anti-Valentine's Day party.

Did you know that there really is a site that sends DEAD flowers to your ex?

http://www.hugkiss.com/platinum/deadflower.shtml

Top 10 list of reasons why it's better to be single than to be in a relationship:


And the number one reason is:

1. You know the pubic hair in the peanut butter is yours. (you hope)
(This woman also refused to explain herself.)

I think I'll pass on that P&J sammich.

Reminds me of Clarence Thomas and the coke can...

Thomas was drinking a Coke in his office. He got up from the table at which we were working, went over to his desk to get the Coke, looked at the can and asked, "Who has pubic hair on my Coke?"

And today he sits on the Supreme Court...

It's not my favorite day of the year... it is nice to remember those you love, but you can do it all through the year. I prefer surprises to being expected to come up with something on that one day of the year.

I don't need a holiday as an excuse for 2 of my favorite things... chocolate and Victoria's Secret

And who knew CaptFlock was such a romantic guy..... wow!

sunseeker wrote:....I love showering the people in my life with love...

So many lines, so little time I'm ducking before the rocks start flying

LIPH wrote:

sunseeker wrote:....I loving the people in my life in the shower...

So many lines, so little time I'm ducking before the rocks start flying

fixed it

Capt.Flock wrote:What do you get a monkey for vday

A bunch of bananas



or a leg to hump

I got him a leg that they put stockings on at department stores. That should buy Steph some peace.

I like V-Day.

Here are some reaons why:

tikitatas wrote:I like V-Day.

Here are some reaons why:

of course you would.

MA_Buffett_Fan23 wrote:it's definitely a hallmark holiday... I've never been a fan of Valentine's Day... even when I was younger... first of all you shouldn't be forced to show that you care about someone, they should show you regardless and secondly, I feel bad for those that don't have anyone in their life to share it with...

On the bright side my nephew's birthday is on V-day

so is mine!!!