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Jack Bauer facts...
Posted: February 11, 2006 5:22 pm
by parrothead338
Sorry if this has been posted already but I nearly fell of my seats when I read these. They are a take off of the Chuck Norris facts. I found these ones even funnier but that may be because I am partial towards Jack Bauer.
www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
Some of my favorites:
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Posted: February 11, 2006 5:31 pm
by jonesbeach10
I love it!!!!!
My favorite:
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
Posted: February 11, 2006 5:51 pm
by job41475
that is awesome....very funny....
Posted: February 11, 2006 7:02 pm
by BahamaBreeze
Jack Bauer knows Victoria's
secret. 
Posted: February 12, 2006 9:11 pm
by Dolphin
These were funny!
Especially truthful is....
Due to Jack Bauer, no one looks forward to the weekend anymore, they look forward to the weekend being over, and watching 24 on Monday.
Posted: February 12, 2006 9:17 pm
by UAHparrothead
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
Posted: February 12, 2006 9:30 pm
by SchoolGirlHeart
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f'ing hates lemonade.
SPEW!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 12, 2006 9:46 pm
by ragtopW
