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My Dad used to call his friends and ask them for their phone numbers. They usually gave them to him.
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Re: Stupidest email of all time

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El mojito wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Just received this and am still stunned.......

Quote:

Bill, please call me if you do not receive email.
Thanks, Rich



ummmm, Rich..... if I don't recieve this email, how do I know to call you.


dork

Somthing Ming mite do :-?
Hey I represent that.
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
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Re: Stupidest email of all time

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mings wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Just received this and am still stunned.......

Quote:

Bill, please call me if you do not receive email.
Thanks, Rich



ummmm, Rich..... if I don't recieve this email, how do I know to call you.


dork
did you call him?
Inquiring mings . . . I mean minds . . . want to know :lol:
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Re: Stupidest email of all time

Post by mings »

Jodibug wrote:
mings wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Just received this and am still stunned.......

Quote:

Bill, please call me if you do not receive email.
Thanks, Rich



ummmm, Rich..... if I don't recieve this email, how do I know to call you.


dork
did you call him?
Inquiring mings . . . I mean minds . . . want to know :lol:
yes, we mings (all of my alter egos) want to know.
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
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Re: Stupidest email of all time

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mings wrote:
Jodibug wrote:
mings wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Just received this and am still stunned.......

Quote:

Bill, please call me if you do not receive email.
Thanks, Rich



ummmm, Rich..... if I don't recieve this email, how do I know to call you.


dork
did you call him?
Inquiring mings . . . I mean minds . . . want to know :lol:
yes, we mings (all of my alter egos) want to know.
Theres more than one of you? :o

RUN EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
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Re: Stupidest email of all time

Post by mings »

CaptainP wrote:
mings wrote:
Jodibug wrote:
mings wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Just received this and am still stunned.......

Quote:

Bill, please call me if you do not receive email.
Thanks, Rich



ummmm, Rich..... if I don't recieve this email, how do I know to call you.


dork
did you call him?
Inquiring mings . . . I mean minds . . . want to know :lol:
yes, we mings (all of my alter egos) want to know.
Theres more than one of you? :o

RUN EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
they're all in my head, for now. but we can swim fast so heads ups
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
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Re: Stupidest email of all time

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mings wrote:
CaptainP wrote:
mings wrote:
Jodibug wrote:
mings wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Just received this and am still stunned.......

Quote:

Bill, please call me if you do not receive email.
Thanks, Rich



ummmm, Rich..... if I don't recieve this email, how do I know to call you.


dork
did you call him?
Inquiring mings . . . I mean minds . . . want to know :lol:
yes, we mings (all of my alter egos) want to know.
Theres more than one of you? :o

RUN EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
they're all in my head, for now. but we can swim fast so heads ups
Heads up? I'm getting my boots up....ready to stomp! :o
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Re: Stupidest email of all time

Post by mings »

CaptainP wrote:
mings wrote:
CaptainP wrote:
mings wrote:
Jodibug wrote:
mings wrote:did you call him?
Inquiring mings . . . I mean minds . . . want to know :lol:
yes, we mings (all of my alter egos) want to know.
Theres more than one of you? :o

RUN EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
they're all in my head, for now. but we can swim fast so heads ups
Heads up? I'm getting my boots up....ready to stomp! :o
only if you catch me
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
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Re: Stupidest email of all time

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mings wrote:
Jodibug wrote:
mings wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Just received this and am still stunned.......

Quote:

Bill, please call me if you do not receive email.
Thanks, Rich



ummmm, Rich..... if I don't recieve this email, how do I know to call you.


dork
did you call him?
Inquiring mings . . . I mean minds . . . want to know :lol:
yes, we mings (all of my alter egos) want to know.
Hi Mings,
I don't know you very well, but I've been reading your responses, and I just have one question for you....which one is the dominant personality?
:lol: :P :lol:
Image...Here We Are!...
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Re: Stupidest email of all time

Post by CaptainP »

psychjava wrote:
mings wrote:
Jodibug wrote:
mings wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Just received this and am still stunned.......

Quote:

Bill, please call me if you do not receive email.
Thanks, Rich



ummmm, Rich..... if I don't recieve this email, how do I know to call you.


dork
did you call him?
Inquiring mings . . . I mean minds . . . want to know :lol:
yes, we mings (all of my alter egos) want to know.
Hi Mings,
I don't know you very well, but I've been reading your responses, and I just have one question for you....which one is the dominant personality?
:lol: :P :lol:
ALL of his personality is dominant....
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Are you saying mings is a dominatrix?
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Post by CaptainP »

LIPH wrote:Are you saying mings is a dominatrix?
A Prawnimatrix.
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Post by psychjava »

CaptainP wrote:
LIPH wrote:Are you saying mings is a dominatrix?
A Prawnimatrix.
oh dear, a prawnimatrix with alter egos...this could be problematic :wink:
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Re: Stupidest email of all time

Post by mings »

psychjava wrote:
mings wrote:
Jodibug wrote:
mings wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Just received this and am still stunned.......

Quote:

Bill, please call me if you do not receive email.
Thanks, Rich



ummmm, Rich..... if I don't recieve this email, how do I know to call you.


dork
did you call him?
Inquiring mings . . . I mean minds . . . want to know :lol:
yes, we mings (all of my alter egos) want to know.
Hi Mings,
I don't know you very well, but I've been reading your responses, and I just have one question for you....which one is the dominant personality?
:lol: :P :lol:
What's up Psych? thank you for joining the circus that is me. Ummm. I think Pepe is fairly dominant one. So is Mings. everybody else seems to take a back seat. Pepe is moreso, Okay. No, MIngs is. No, Pepe is. uhoh - see what you started?
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
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Re: Stupidest email of all time

Post by psychjava »

mings wrote:
psychjava wrote:
mings wrote:
Jodibug wrote:
mings wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Just received this and am still stunned.......

Quote:

Bill, please call me if you do not receive email.
Thanks, Rich



ummmm, Rich..... if I don't recieve this email, how do I know to call you.


dork
did you call him?
Inquiring mings . . . I mean minds . . . want to know :lol:
yes, we mings (all of my alter egos) want to know.
Hi Mings,
I don't know you very well, but I've been reading your responses, and I just have one question for you....which one is the dominant personality?
:lol: :P :lol:
What's up Psych? thank you for joining the circus that is me. Ummm. I think Pepe is fairly dominant one. So is Mings. everybody else seems to take a back seat. Pepe is moreso, Okay. No, MIngs is. No, Pepe is. uhoh - see what you started?
Oh okay, I see....so does Pepe have the rainbow hair? Or is that Mings? And which one is considered the prawn? Gosh, so many questions I have for you.

Sorry - I couldn't resist - I do think you are funny! Oh wait did I just say that... :P
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Post by sy »

CaptainP wrote:
LIPH wrote:Are you saying mings is a dominatrix?
A Prawnimatrix.

Image
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all..
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Post by CaptainP »

sy wrote:
CaptainP wrote:
LIPH wrote:Are you saying mings is a dominatrix?
A Prawnimatrix.

Image
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Post by sy »

CaptainP wrote:
sy wrote:
CaptainP wrote:
LIPH wrote:Are you saying mings is a dominatrix?
A Prawnimatrix.

Image
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Thought I would contribute that disturbing little thought before my drive home ;)
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all..
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Post by CaptainP »

sy wrote:
CaptainP wrote:
sy wrote:
CaptainP wrote:
LIPH wrote:Are you saying mings is a dominatrix?
A Prawnimatrix.

Image
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Thought I would contribute that disturbing little thought before my drive home ;)
You are evil.


And yet, I'm seeing Mings in a new light now....
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Re: Stupidest email of all time

Post by mings »

psychjava wrote:
mings wrote:
psychjava wrote:
mings wrote:
Jodibug wrote:
mings wrote:did you call him?
Inquiring mings . . . I mean minds . . . want to know :lol:
yes, we mings (all of my alter egos) want to know.
Hi Mings,
I don't know you very well, but I've been reading your responses, and I just have one question for you....which one is the dominant personality?
:lol: :P :lol:
What's up Psych? thank you for joining the circus that is me. Ummm. I think Pepe is fairly dominant one. So is Mings. everybody else seems to take a back seat. Pepe is moreso, Okay. No, MIngs is. No, Pepe is. uhoh - see what you started?
Oh okay, I see....so does Pepe have the rainbow hair? Or is that Mings? And which one is considered the prawn? Gosh, so many questions I have for you.

Sorry - I couldn't resist - I do think you are funny! Oh wait did I just say that... :P
Pepe used to look like this
Image
but then Mings started growing through, and well, now it just one big mess.
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
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