Story Time

Tarheel Tail-Gator · Post by **Tarheel Tail-Gator** » June 19, 2008 10:05 pm

acrobatically

PHarmGirl · Post by **PHarmGirl** » June 19, 2008 10:22 pm

Tarheel Tail-Gator · Post by **Tarheel Tail-Gator** » June 19, 2008 10:30 pm

blenders.

Salukulady · Post by **Salukulady** » June 20, 2008 2:01 am

Gargoyles

PHarmGirl · Post by **PHarmGirl** » June 20, 2008 6:39 pm

obviously

Tarheel Tail-Gator · Post by **Tarheel Tail-Gator** » June 20, 2008 11:30 pm

Updated-Full Copy (please continue at bottom)

Once upon a time a frog with big feet and no love life croaked. He was purple and slimy like Judi Dench. Tomorrow night when Judi bathes, she will wash the spot right below her nose. Something wicked slapped against clubbed feet submerged in Jello shots from Bermuda hilltop mansions. Triangle owned decks painted with bright plaid borders. Quickly, Mr. Snodgrass ran over into the hatch, grabbing himself repeatedly behind the ears. The airplay spider swayed from intoxication just just studdering due to ball-hogging. Soon considering switching to pork, polka, and beer, she jumped, waltzed, and sashayed seductively towards Jimmy Buffett because tickets were hard to submerge under tumultuous waves because they smelled. Monkeys humped prawns until cheese appeared under Mings twice on the catwalk , twirling batons and coconuts over Mr. Utley. Mike and Peter went skinny dipping Friday unknowingly in quicksand. They were almost tired of swimming nowhere so a penguin waddled up to him and said well, what the goonies are your lives doing in quicksand? We haven't yet seen the likes of Mr. Miyagi but everyone will sing silently because Mr. Belvedere went fishing along with Cher. They were wishing that Mac, Jimmy, the Reeferettes and BN'ers would drink tequilla every day in church and hula around the pews.

As the breeze blows across the Pacific ocean from the south, sharks surrounding all of the scalpers laughed with delight until they swam into the area where the buffalo roamed around without any idea where their grass skirts were. Just when did the candy disappear?And who was responsible for multiplying all the frogs in duplicate order which compounds the tadpoles anxieties and hungry.

Just yesterday we flew into wacky taffy that stuck twice against the side and we were very curious about cats.Why do they lick continually around my tulips and scratch beach bums? Wolverines sukk . Which should tell you where everything should swell up. Go to the enormous mall and watch amazing escalators proceed upward toward Heaven where ukeleles sing Freebird and unicorns dance interpretively but discover they can’t smile because Bubba jumped over the volcano. Erroneous midgets profiteered from harvesting tobacco free restaurants. Eating flame-broiled geckos dipped in tar, Midgets loved several different leprauchans, from various backwater areas found down deep. Midgets can’t communicate because mean gypsies in spandex unitards surrounded their fortress where wild squirrels juggled coconuts spastically. Just yesterday, monkeys flew into his butt. Amazingly, little blue Smurfs giggled and made hearty stew made from human fingernails covered in jellybeans, tasting acidic. Ironically, catamarans flush Cruzan through Flabongos and into molecular fusion. All of Margaritaville, serendipitously toasted marshmallows mellowly while embracing rum swizzles and chocolate covered peanuts. Meanwhile news bulletins announced JB departed Havana aboard the Continental Drift sailing toward unkown (lost) Harbors Shaker of salt water was flowing through empty brains causing everyone to rumba erotically. The next erotic twist caused pandemonium after righteous drunks sunbathed with some aliens from latitudes beyond the celestial beaches of Kokomo galaxy.

Surprisingly Mike questioned his sextant and measurement capabilities and midgets couldn't even handle the miscalculations. Dolphins lost, terns won although why they swam after nocturnal fish stupefyingly caused many disruptions to everything. After seemingly innocent forays between home happened we decided we needed drinks. Boatdrinks! Suddenly, snowy hurricanes ravaged equatorial archipelagos blew up.

Meanwhile angry pelicans stormed dockside singing loudly about Vampires and mummies and the Holy Ghost. All came to the moon carry giant pineapples, which fell splashingly southward towards the tailgate making shrimp skewers. Unbeknownst to everyone, invaders from Uranus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn were drinking Cosmopolitans from backyard trenches recently built by Parrotheads. Charcoal filters on the superior lake bed filtered margaritas from springs while people dance underwater to ballet inspired drums. Ticketmaster dropped hints regarding new upcoming discounts on every concert but YANNI. Nobody knows where all the argyle thongs fit into their kilts. Desperate virgins realized their predicament when suddenly killer coconuts bounced through their underpants Villagers rose to overthrow virgin pygmies performing micro yoga in suggestive Speedos . Rodeo clowns falling head over heals for monkeys topless drunken magpies thrown from cannons. The tropical breeze lifted both parachutes over Florida tiki bar parrotheads looted saloons taking valuable Rum despite Jim’s pleas to drink Landshark instead. Then everyone rejoice as midgets chugged milk from a tiny
nipple.

Mal loves midgets who dance naked with huge partners sporking Hula hoops. Someone shouted Aloha silently. Then, outside Captain Crunch's hideout crunchberries rule over smurfberries althout the best cereal in Margaritaville, Count Chocula soaked with beer! Pop Tarts were jealous because pirates' chests were filled with bottles of vanilla wafers, but the blue pill kept enlarging there already large rear tail.

Poseidon watched Brittany Spears take something peculiar from Mary's back yard, what ever could it be? Hibiscus grew over streets and sidewalks carried large rickshaws to the concert hoping MargaritaVision would be able to feature boobies and cheeseburgers, both together covered with lettuce, tomato, Heinz 57 and toasted raviolis. Fried concertgoers traded Landshark with the aliens for twisted tequila that smelled like bougainvilleas. The anatidaephobia was causing ducks to vomit little green images of Festivus.

Finally, causing all aestival to create stormy summertime monstrosities that demonstrated silly juvenile dances from getting multiple origami cranes to fly away. IRS Agents came dressed in pirate costumes, ironically several gypsies stole everyone’s tax returns and started lighting them aflame. Everyone screamed for ice cream and no new taxes, but ice cream is sandwiches that taste like a juicy mango. Rum from St. Kitts was distributed among taxpayers and mermaids since all could toast the bicycle.
Then, suddenly, midgets scrambled to see sharks circling job sites due back on Mars. Finally, conclusive evidence proves Prince is questioning midgets’ ability to shake purple shaped stars covering the boobies. Critterville reveals dark, twisted humor about strippers phlocking near destinations with no boobies. Sporks or swords were used in many tailgating accidents in hidden areas of the danger zone. Naturally naked people everywhere ran their pale ales back to the island. Sunburn ravaged boobies were lost since fried clams are aggressively clamping their coozies around cryongenically preserved cans of Zima.
Suddenly, Debbie does not like doing strange positions ever. What were all of the contortionists thinking about when they twisted their backs into multiple positions like double jointed lemurs while singing Buffetesque tunes backwards? Hippies continued tripping over daisies while midgets frolicked amongst the Parrotheads dispensing copious amounts of magic love bugs potion, which turned people into tasty, crunchy morsels covered chocolate and coconut bras. Sounds came bouncing around ergonomically-styled omnimovers consuming mass quantities of chickenembyros and beer kegs. Oblivious something yada yada ?????? jumped acrobatically into blenders. Gargoyles obviously shaded

PHarmGirl · Post by **PHarmGirl** » June 20, 2008 11:56 pm

Tarheel Tail-Gator wrote:Updated-Full Copy (please continue at bottom)

Once upon a time a frog with big feet and no love life croaked. He was purple and slimy like Judi Dench. Tomorrow night when Judi bathes, she will wash the spot right below her nose. Something wicked slapped against clubbed feet submerged in Jello shots from Bermuda hilltop mansions. Triangle owned decks painted with bright plaid borders. Quickly, Mr. Snodgrass ran over into the hatch, grabbing himself repeatedly behind the ears. The airplay spider swayed from intoxication just just studdering due to ball-hogging. Soon considering switching to pork, polka, and beer, she jumped, waltzed, and sashayed seductively towards Jimmy Buffett because tickets were hard to submerge under tumultuous waves because they smelled. Monkeys humped prawns until cheese appeared under Mings twice on the catwalk , twirling batons and coconuts over Mr. Utley. Mike and Peter went skinny dipping Friday unknowingly in quicksand. They were almost tired of swimming nowhere so a penguin waddled up to him and said well, what the goonies are your lives doing in quicksand? We haven't yet seen the likes of Mr. Miyagi but everyone will sing silently because Mr. Belvedere went fishing along with Cher. They were wishing that Mac, Jimmy, the Reeferettes and BN'ers would drink tequilla every day in church and hula around the pews.

As the breeze blows across the Pacific ocean from the south, sharks surrounding all of the scalpers laughed with delight until they swam into the area where the buffalo roamed around without any idea where their grass skirts were. Just when did the candy disappear?And who was responsible for multiplying all the frogs in duplicate order which compounds the tadpoles anxieties and hungry.

Just yesterday we flew into wacky taffy that stuck twice against the side and we were very curious about cats.Why do they lick continually around my tulips and scratch beach bums? Wolverines sukk . Which should tell you where everything should swell up. Go to the enormous mall and watch amazing escalators proceed upward toward Heaven where ukeleles sing Freebird and unicorns dance interpretively but discover they can’t smile because Bubba jumped over the volcano. Erroneous midgets profiteered from harvesting tobacco free restaurants. Eating flame-broiled geckos dipped in tar, Midgets loved several different leprauchans, from various backwater areas found down deep. Midgets can’t communicate because mean gypsies in spandex unitards surrounded their fortress where wild squirrels juggled coconuts spastically. Just yesterday, monkeys flew into his butt. Amazingly, little blue Smurfs giggled and made hearty stew made from human fingernails covered in jellybeans, tasting acidic. Ironically, catamarans flush Cruzan through Flabongos and into molecular fusion. All of Margaritaville, serendipitously toasted marshmallows mellowly while embracing rum swizzles and chocolate covered peanuts. Meanwhile news bulletins announced JB departed Havana aboard the Continental Drift sailing toward unkown (lost) Harbors Shaker of salt water was flowing through empty brains causing everyone to rumba erotically. The next erotic twist caused pandemonium after righteous drunks sunbathed with some aliens from latitudes beyond the celestial beaches of Kokomo galaxy.

Surprisingly Mike questioned his sextant and measurement capabilities and midgets couldn't even handle the miscalculations. Dolphins lost, terns won although why they swam after nocturnal fish stupefyingly caused many disruptions to everything. After seemingly innocent forays between home happened we decided we needed drinks. Boatdrinks! Suddenly, snowy hurricanes ravaged equatorial archipelagos blew up.

Meanwhile angry pelicans stormed dockside singing loudly about Vampires and mummies and the Holy Ghost. All came to the moon carry giant pineapples, which fell splashingly southward towards the tailgate making shrimp skewers. Unbeknownst to everyone, invaders from Uranus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn were drinking Cosmopolitans from backyard trenches recently built by Parrotheads. Charcoal filters on the superior lake bed filtered margaritas from springs while people dance underwater to ballet inspired drums. Ticketmaster dropped hints regarding new upcoming discounts on every concert but YANNI. Nobody knows where all the argyle thongs fit into their kilts. Desperate virgins realized their predicament when suddenly killer coconuts bounced through their underpants Villagers rose to overthrow virgin pygmies performing micro yoga in suggestive Speedos . Rodeo clowns falling head over heals for monkeys topless drunken magpies thrown from cannons. The tropical breeze lifted both parachutes over Florida tiki bar parrotheads looted saloons taking valuable Rum despite Jim’s pleas to drink Landshark instead. Then everyone rejoice as midgets chugged milk from a tiny
nipple.

Mal loves midgets who dance naked with huge partners sporking Hula hoops. Someone shouted Aloha silently. Then, outside Captain Crunch's hideout crunchberries rule over smurfberries althout the best cereal in Margaritaville, Count Chocula soaked with beer! Pop Tarts were jealous because pirates' chests were filled with bottles of vanilla wafers, but the blue pill kept enlarging there already large rear tail.

Poseidon watched Brittany Spears take something peculiar from Mary's back yard, what ever could it be? Hibiscus grew over streets and sidewalks carried large rickshaws to the concert hoping MargaritaVision would be able to feature boobies and cheeseburgers, both together covered with lettuce, tomato, Heinz 57 and toasted raviolis. Fried concertgoers traded Landshark with the aliens for twisted tequila that smelled like bougainvilleas. The anatidaephobia was causing ducks to vomit little green images of Festivus.

Finally, causing all aestival to create stormy summertime monstrosities that demonstrated silly juvenile dances from getting multiple origami cranes to fly away. IRS Agents came dressed in pirate costumes, ironically several gypsies stole everyone’s tax returns and started lighting them aflame. Everyone screamed for ice cream and no new taxes, but ice cream is sandwiches that taste like a juicy mango. Rum from St. Kitts was distributed among taxpayers and mermaids since all could toast the bicycle.
Then, suddenly, midgets scrambled to see sharks circling job sites due back on Mars. Finally, conclusive evidence proves Prince is questioning midgets’ ability to shake purple shaped stars covering the boobies. Critterville reveals dark, twisted humor about strippers phlocking near destinations with no boobies. Sporks or swords were used in many tailgating accidents in hidden areas of the danger zone. Naturally naked people everywhere ran their pale ales back to the island. Sunburn ravaged boobies were lost since fried clams are aggressively clamping their coozies around cryongenically preserved cans of Zima.
Suddenly, Debbie does not like doing strange positions ever. What were all of the contortionists thinking about when they twisted their backs into multiple positions like double jointed lemurs while singing Buffetesque tunes backwards? Hippies continued tripping over daisies while midgets frolicked amongst the Parrotheads dispensing copious amounts of magic love bugs potion, which turned people into tasty, crunchy morsels covered chocolate and coconut bras. Sounds came bouncing around ergonomically-styled omnimovers consuming mass quantities of chickenembyros and beer kegs. Oblivious something yada yada ?????? jumped acrobatically into blenders. Gargoyles obviously shaded

Sounds like a best-seller to me!

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Tarheel Tail-Gator · Post by **Tarheel Tail-Gator** » June 22, 2008 10:12 am

Salukulady · Post by **Salukulady** » June 22, 2008 10:47 am

dnw · Post by **dnw** » June 22, 2008 11:52 am

owbishop · Post by **owbishop** » June 22, 2008 11:59 am

eli7160 · Post by **eli7160** » July 1, 2008 7:24 am

comical

Tarheel Tail-Gator · Post by **Tarheel Tail-Gator** » July 1, 2008 2:24 pm

flaming

owbishop · Post by **owbishop** » July 1, 2008 4:06 pm

grillmaster.

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 1, 2008 4:10 pm

Meanwhile,

owbishop · Post by **owbishop** » July 1, 2008 5:09 pm

pinacolada lover · Post by **pinacolada lover** » July 2, 2008 4:34 am

Sweaty

dnw · Post by **dnw** » July 2, 2008 8:59 am

Key West

Tarheel Tail-Gator · Post by **Tarheel Tail-Gator** » July 2, 2008 10:01 pm

couples