An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady
moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the
lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy
and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light
in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous
24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son....."Go get your mother."
Miracle at the mall
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