DON'T READ BEFORE LUNCH....update

comemonday · Post by **comemonday** » February 24, 2006 11:34 am

Seriously, I'd wait til after lunch (but not right after!):

http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_055064825.html

As it turns out.... (now it's funny!)

http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_055114857.html

parrot1 · Post by **parrot1** » February 24, 2006 11:57 am

What the hell is wrong with people.

parrot1 · Post by **parrot1** » February 24, 2006 11:59 am

comemonday wrote:Seriously, I'd wait til after lunch (but not right after!):

http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_055064825.html

Here comes my Chick-fil-a!!!!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » February 24, 2006 12:10 pm

I'm guessing the guy was a Frank Zappa fan

3/4 Time · Post by **3/4 Time** » February 24, 2006 12:19 pm

Shouldn't this be in the hotdog thread?

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » February 24, 2006 12:19 pm

comemonday · Post by **comemonday** » February 24, 2006 12:24 pm

This part cracked me up: "Some people were shocked at the news."

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » February 24, 2006 12:33 pm

So... Why was the sick ***** heating it up?? Was he planning to eat the f*ckin' thing?

comemonday · Post by **comemonday** » February 24, 2006 12:35 pm

st.somewhere wrote:So... Why was the sick f*** heating it up?? Was he planning to eat the f*ckin' thing?

Read the updated story:

http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_055114857.html

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » February 24, 2006 12:41 pm

st.somewhere wrote:So... Why was the sick f*** heating it up??

cold=shrinkage

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » February 24, 2006 12:48 pm

rednekkPH wrote:
st.somewhere wrote:So... Why was the sick f*** heating it up??
cold=shrinkage

is that a problem for you?

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » February 24, 2006 12:49 pm

buffettbride wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
st.somewhere wrote:So... Why was the sick f*** heating it up??
cold=shrinkage
is that a problem for you?

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!

rsgeist · Post by **rsgeist** » February 24, 2006 12:50 pm

rednekkPH wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
st.somewhere wrote:So... Why was the sick f*** heating it up??
cold=shrinkage
is that a problem for you?
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!

The shallow end of the gene pool?

rsgeist · Post by **rsgeist** » February 24, 2006 12:51 pm

I'm confused by the update.

Why was a WOMAN planning to use a fake penis filled with urine to pass a drug test?

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » February 24, 2006 12:52 pm

rsgeist wrote:I'm confused by the update.

Why was a WOMAN planning to use a fake penis filled with urine to pass a drug test?

It's Pittsburgh, man. You know they ain't too swift over there.

comemonday · Post by **comemonday** » February 24, 2006 1:01 pm

rednekkPH wrote:
rsgeist wrote:I'm confused by the update.

Why was a WOMAN planning to use a fake penis filled with urine to pass a drug test?
It's Pittsburgh, man. You know they ain't too swift over there.

I have NO idea-- she was on drugs, man!

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