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ladyparrothead
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California girls

Post by ladyparrothead »

Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Kansas, and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do
all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at
their house. He said that it took a couple days but on
the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away.


The second man had married a woman from Missouri. He
bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was
to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day it was better. By the third
day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.


The third man had married a girl from California. He
boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal He
said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most
of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a
bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a
landscaper.

Gotta love those gals from California....
Lynn



Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, and NEVER regret anything that made you smile.
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:D :D :o :o :o
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Post by Angel Beech »

I like that attitude!
ROLLIN' WITH THE PUNCHES
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Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
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Post by tdparrothead »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
"And now you’re here and the search comes to an end... I’ve found my long lost friend."

"In all his deepest dreams the Gypsy flies with sweet Melissa..."

George Strait in June, Kenny Chesney in July, and Jimmy Buffett in August... Looks like a Great Summer!!!
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Post by Lightning Bolt »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"... I wish they all get beat by California Girls"
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Post by Jason Mason »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I still love old magazines and Snickers bars....
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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