Halloween Joke

ladyparrothead · Post by **ladyparrothead** » February 24, 2006 12:35 pm

An older couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.

When she came out, the old man cried,"You can't go out like that!"

She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you!"

Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.

The old woman says, "You're going out like that?" and he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.

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