ALABAMA

OPHarbor · Post by **OPHarbor** » February 28, 2006 12:25 pm

A family recently moved from Alabama to Florida. They enrolled their son, Johnny into the 3rd grade.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked the class who could recite their ABC's. Several of the children tried, but only Johnny could make it to Z. When he got home he asked his dad why he was the only one that could? To which the father replied...why son that's cause your from ALABAMA!

The second day the class was asked to count to 100. Again Johnny was the only one who could do it. When he got home he asked his dad why he was the only one that could? To which the father replied...why son that's cause your from ALABAMA!

On the third day, the class had P.E. When Johnny returned home he told his dad, today we had gym class, and when we were changing our clothes I noticed that my PeePee is way bigger than the rest of the boys, is that because I'm from ALABAMA! To which the father replied...no son, thats beacuse your 18 years old!!!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » March 1, 2006 12:56 pm

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » March 1, 2006 1:33 pm

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » March 1, 2006 2:05 pm

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » March 2, 2006 7:08 pm

moeron · Post by **moeron** » March 2, 2006 8:24 pm

Alabama, Where men are men and sheep are scared!!!

moeron · Post by **moeron** » March 2, 2006 8:24 pm

thegoatgod · Post by **thegoatgod** » March 14, 2006 3:47 am