Frog prince????
Posted: March 1, 2006 1:05 pm
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted
pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess lap and said: Elegant Lady, I
was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell
upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into
the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can
marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my
children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of
lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion
cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't
freakin' think so!
self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted
pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess lap and said: Elegant Lady, I
was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell
upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into
the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can
marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my
children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of
lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion
cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't
freakin' think so!
i feel sad for the frog