Irish Viagra
Posted: March 6, 2006 4:46 pm
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician
to ask his help in
reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra? Asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an
aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an
Irish Viagra. Drop it into
his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and
call me in a week to
let me know how things went".
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who
directly inquired as
to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith,
bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!".
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with
a twinkle in his eye,
and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop
of his arm, he sent
the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to
tatters and took me
then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to
me on the tabletop! It
was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible??' Asked doctor,? Do you mean the
sex?"
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
'Twas the best sex I've ad
in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never
be able to show me
Face in Starbucks again.
to ask his help in
reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra? Asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an
aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an
Irish Viagra. Drop it into
his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and
call me in a week to
let me know how things went".
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who
directly inquired as
to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith,
bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!".
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with
a twinkle in his eye,
and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop
of his arm, he sent
the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to
tatters and took me
then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to
me on the tabletop! It
was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible??' Asked doctor,? Do you mean the
sex?"
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
'Twas the best sex I've ad
in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never
be able to show me
Face in Starbucks again.
