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Prthd119
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Post by Prthd119 »

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie, and with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "No can do. It's Lent."

In tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever
heard!

Who did you lend it to, and for how long?"


















and yes..I'm blonde....it's ok.. :wink:
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Post by ragtopW »

:o :o :D :D :D
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Post by tdparrothead »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
"And now you’re here and the search comes to an end... I’ve found my long lost friend."

"In all his deepest dreams the Gypsy flies with sweet Melissa..."

George Strait in June, Kenny Chesney in July, and Jimmy Buffett in August... Looks like a Great Summer!!!
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Post by SweetMelissa »

tdparrothead wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
hey what are you laughing at???? :roll: :P :lol: :lol:
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Post by tdparrothead »

SweetMelissa wrote:
tdparrothead wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
hey what are you laughing at???? :roll: :P :lol: :lol:
I sorry... :lol: :wink: :P :pirate:
"And now you’re here and the search comes to an end... I’ve found my long lost friend."

"In all his deepest dreams the Gypsy flies with sweet Melissa..."

George Strait in June, Kenny Chesney in July, and Jimmy Buffett in August... Looks like a Great Summer!!!
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Post by ToplessRideFL »

LOL very cute! :lol: :lol:
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Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
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:lol:
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