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Little Miss Magic's Mama
I need two more boat drinks
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Favorite Buffett Song: Lately it's "Tonight I Just Need My Guitar"
Number of Concerts: 6
Favorite Boat Drink: Pelligrino with a lime
Location: San Jose, CA
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by Little Miss Magic's Mama » April 6, 2007 7:57 pm
CaptainP wrote: Your brain is 80% water
This explains the day that I've had...
With a little love and luck, we'll take the sky!
bravedave
At the Bama Breeze
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by bravedave » April 6, 2007 10:02 pm
CaptainP wrote: Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy
Also the only vector...
bravedave
At the Bama Breeze
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by bravedave » April 6, 2007 10:04 pm
Time flies like the wind.
Fruit flies like bananas.
(My apologies if you're PWI.)
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
Posts: 33072 Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
Number of Concerts: 40
Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 9, 2007 10:21 am
The mad Emperor Caligula once decided to go to war with the Roman God of the sea, Poseidon, and ordered his soldiers to throw their spears into the water at random.
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
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Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
Number of Concerts: 40
Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 9, 2007 10:21 am
More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
Posts: 33072 Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
Number of Concerts: 40
Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 9, 2007 10:21 am
Average speed of Heinz ketchup from the mouth of an opened bottle: 25 miles per year
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
Posts: 33072 Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
Number of Concerts: 40
Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 9, 2007 10:21 am
During it's lifetime an oyster changes its sex from male to female and back several times
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
Posts: 33072 Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
Number of Concerts: 40
Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 9, 2007 10:22 am
There is a 1 in 685,000 chance that you will accidentally drown in your own bath
phjrsaunt
Social Buffettfly
Posts: 37094 Joined: October 19, 2001 8:00 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Defying Gravity
Number of Concerts: 21
Favorite Boat Drink: coconut rum and...anything!
Location: Lovin' the NOW!
flyboy55
I Love the Now!
Posts: 1788 Joined: August 29, 2005 11:05 pm
Number of Concerts: 3
Location: On the Road . . .
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by flyboy55 » April 9, 2007 10:38 am
I miss the goat.
Capt.Flock
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Location: im from the same place Doyle is from :)
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by Capt.Flock » April 9, 2007 10:44 am
flyboy55 wrote: I miss the goat.
A female goat (called a doe) usually has 2 kids a year.
Most births occur in the spring after a 5 month gestation period.
A male goat is called a buck, and a neutered male is called a whether.
Baby goats are referred to as kids. Also, goats have only two teats (cows have 4).
Goats don't have any upper front teeth!
Both male and female goats can have beards
LIPH
Last Man Standing
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Favorite Boat Drink: my next beer, as long as it's not Blandshark
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by LIPH » April 9, 2007 10:45 am
CaptainP wrote: During it's lifetime an oyster changes its sex from male to female and back several times
So if you tell an oyster to go ***** itself, it can?
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
chippewa
On a Salty Piece of Land
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by chippewa » April 17, 2007 8:58 am
The first documented use of the word Nerd is in the 1950 Dr. Seuss story, If I Ran the Zoo.
CaptainP
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Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
Number of Concerts: 40
Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 17, 2007 9:31 am
Mosquitos have forty-seven teeth
bravedave
At the Bama Breeze
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by bravedave » April 17, 2007 9:50 am
Steely Dan's 1976 Don't Take Me Alive was inspired by Charles Whitman, the Texas clock tower shooter.
On the same album, Royal Scam, they paid tribute to Owlsey Stanley, soundman for the Grateful Dead and San Francisco's Top Chef, with Kid Charlemagne .
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
- Kaiser Welhelm
"The call is a loud wulli-wulli, and there is much twittering at the drinking holes."
lovin_jimmy
Hoot!
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Location: TEXAS
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by lovin_jimmy » April 17, 2007 12:14 pm
for evry 5 lbs. of excess fat, you have 1 MILE worth of capillaries
Thanks Pop for introducing me to the music, you will always be my favorite Jimmy!!
chippewa
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by chippewa » April 17, 2007 12:17 pm
lovin_jimmy wrote: for evry 5 lbs. of excess fat, you have 1 MILE worth of capillaries
I felt better
not knowing that random fact.
Capt.Flock
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by Capt.Flock » April 17, 2007 12:58 pm
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
Posts: 33072 Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
Number of Concerts: 40
Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 20, 2007 10:43 am
The quartz crystal in your wristwatch vibrates 32768 times a second
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
Posts: 33072 Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
Number of Concerts: 40
Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 20, 2007 10:43 am
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants