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Bubbaphan
License to Chill
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Favorite Buffett Song: Tryin' to reason with the hurricane season.
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Favorite Boat Drink: MMMMM..Beer. Wait, is that really a boat drink?
Location: Has anybody seen Arkansas?

Post by Bubbaphan »

Almonds are a member of the peach family.
I'm a one-man band with no
Immediate plans...
Bubbaphan
License to Chill
Posts: 1192
Joined: May 3, 2006 9:45 am
Favorite Buffett Song: Tryin' to reason with the hurricane season.
Number of Concerts: 5
Favorite Boat Drink: MMMMM..Beer. Wait, is that really a boat drink?
Location: Has anybody seen Arkansas?

Post by Bubbaphan »

In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

(cause it makes a smiley face)
I'm a one-man band with no
Immediate plans...
Bubbaphan
License to Chill
Posts: 1192
Joined: May 3, 2006 9:45 am
Favorite Buffett Song: Tryin' to reason with the hurricane season.
Number of Concerts: 5
Favorite Boat Drink: MMMMM..Beer. Wait, is that really a boat drink?
Location: Has anybody seen Arkansas?

Post by Bubbaphan »

Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula." :o :pirate:
I'm a one-man band with no
Immediate plans...
SuperTrooper
Hoot!
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Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
Number of Concerts: 1
Favorite Boat Drink: Blue Hawaii
Location: My GPS says: HERE My watch says: NOW

Post by SuperTrooper »

Bubbaphan wrote:All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20. 8)
Oh great, now I've gotta go watch it again! :D
Grand Exalted Bubba of the Order of the Sleepless Knights
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
Posts: 33072
Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
Number of Concerts: 40
Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room

Post by CaptainP »

During his lifetime, the average man will remove 28 feet of his hair via shaving.
CaptainP
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Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room

Post by CaptainP »

The little hole in the sink that prevents overflow is called the "porcelator"
CaptainP
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Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
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Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room

Post by CaptainP »

Zebras can't see the color orange
CaptainP
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Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
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Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room

Post by CaptainP »

The back end of a bunny is called its "Fud".


Seriously.
CaptainP
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Post by CaptainP »

In Florida, it is illegal to pass gas in a public place after 6:00 pm on a Thursday
CaptainP
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Post by CaptainP »

Bulls don't have nipples
CaptainP
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Post by CaptainP »

We missed it.

Last week was "Squirrel Appreciation Week"
CaptainP
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Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room

Post by CaptainP »

Chickens can't swallow while they are upside-down
CaptainP
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Post by CaptainP »

Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaphoople
CaptainP
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Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room

Post by CaptainP »

Betty Rubble's maiden name was Betty Jean McBricker
LIPH
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Favorite Boat Drink: my next beer, as long as it's not Blandshark

Post by LIPH »

CaptainP wrote:The little hole in the sink that prevents overflow is called the "porcelator"
It doesn't prevent anything. Trust me.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Post by LIPH »

CaptainP wrote:Chickens can't swallow while they are upside-down
No comment
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
jonesbeach10
Here We Are
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Location: Living with my feet in DC and my head in the cool blue north

Post by jonesbeach10 »

CaptainP has waaaaaaay too much time on his hands. :lol:

Sometimes more than others,
we see who and what and where we are,
I'm just a one man band,
With my feet in the sand,
Tonight I just need my guitar
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
Posts: 33072
Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
Number of Concerts: 40
Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room

Post by CaptainP »

jonesbeach10 wrote:CaptainP has waaaaaaay too much time on his hands. :lol:
Not enough, actually. That was my first visit here in a week.
Hockey Mon
At the Bama Breeze
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Favorite Boat Drink: The one that's free
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Post by Hockey Mon »

CaptainP wrote:
jonesbeach10 wrote:CaptainP has waaaaaaay too much time on his hands. :lol:
Not enough, actually. That was my first visit here in a week.
The Captain just has alot of knowledge to impart. :D
Twenty degrees and the hockey games on...
Pineapple Jack
Southeast of disorder
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Location: New Port Richey, Florida
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Post by Pineapple Jack »

The following must be true since it was found on the Internet:

<i> Pearls melt in vinegar.

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

"I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases!

The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie."  (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the Great; Hearts - Charlemagne; and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes
them look like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

The name 'Jeep' came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle - 'G.P.'

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies,you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games  (MLB,  NBA,  NHL,  or NFL)  are the day before, and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.

Actor Tommy Lee Jones and vice-president Al Gore were freshman roommates at Harvard.

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so, that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

James Doohan, who plays Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott on Star Trek, is missing the entire middle finger of his right hand.

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. </i>
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