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CaptainP wrote:A group of unicorns is called a blessing

no.. afreakin'miracle

popcornjack wrote:

CaptainP wrote:The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

Now you're repeating people. And too bad Pluto ain't a planet anymore. And "nurple" rhymes with purple. And the one mile out of every five of interstate highway being straight is weird and symbolic of just a little bit of paranoia. (I've been reading back a few pages......)

The reason for req. of 1 mile per 5 being straight was so there would be landing strips in the event that airfields were bombed. Eisenhower did have the benefit of experience in that when he got ready for the final push to get the system built. (That, and he was the logistics officer on at least one cross-country convoy for the Army in the 1930s and was appalled at the quality variance of roads in the country. One unified system built to the same specs for rapid transport was his goal)

A young echidna is called a "puggle."

No word in the English language rhymes with

"MONTH".

tikitatas wrote:No word in the English language rhymes with

"MONTH".

Unless you have a lisp...

rednekkPH wrote:

tikitatas wrote:No word in the English language rhymes with

"MONTH".

Unless you have a lisp...

And that's why Mal loves you, right there.

rednekkPH wrote:

tikitatas wrote:No word in the English language rhymes with

"MONTH".

Unless you have a lisp...

You mean like, "Onth at band camp...."

pbans wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

tikitatas wrote:No word in the English language rhymes with

"MONTH".

Unless you have a lisp...

You mean like, "Onth at band camp...."

Slightly less crude than what I was thinking, but it works as well.

rednekkPH wrote:

pbans wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

tikitatas wrote:No word in the English language rhymes with

"MONTH".

Unless you have a lisp...

You mean like, "Onth at band camp...."

Slightly less crude than what I was thinking, but it works as well.

well, I am a delicate flower......crude thoughts are beneath me.....

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

pbans wrote:The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

That certainly explains the sound they make.

Stars Do Fall On Alabama

The Sylacauga meteorite fell on November 30, 1954 at 2:46pm on the town of Sylacauga, Alabama. A fragment of it crashed through the roof of a frame house in Oak Grove and injured Ann Elizabeth Hodges (1923-1972) on the left hip. It is the only documented extraterrestrial object to have struck a human being.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.


You cannot keep your eyes open when you sneeze.


You can stop someone's yawn by putting your finger in front of their mouth, as if you were going to stick your finger down their throat, doesn't work if you try it on yourself tho.


For the math lovers

111,111,111 x 111.111.111 = 12345678987654321.
Bet you never expected that one from me!!!!!!!

mommar wrote:It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Quick! Give me your elbow!

mommar wrote:You cannot keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

You can, but your eyeballs will pop out.

mommar wrote:You can stop someone's yawn by putting your finger in front of their mouth, as if you were going to stick your finger down their throat, doesn't work if you try it on yourself tho.

If it doesn't stop the yawn, at least it will be in TECHNICOLOR

mommar wrote:For the math lovers

111,111,111 x 111.111.111 = 12345678987654321.
Bet you never expected that one from me!!!!!!!

Nope, but I'm glad you told us!

Death Valley is the lowest, driest, and hottest valley in the United States.

mommar wrote:For the math lovers

111,111,111 x 111.111.111 = 12345678987654321.
Bet you never expected that one from me!!!!!!!

Look what happens if you multiply:
123,456,789 x 2 = _______________
123,456,789 x 4 = _______________
123,456,789 x 8 = ________________
123,456,789 x 16 = _______________ (add a zero!)
123,456,789 x 32 = _______________ (add a zero!)

a midget prostitute is half the price.

Tug of war was a sport in the Olympic Games from 1900 until 1920, but has not been included since.

"It's a little known fact the tan became popular in what was known as the Bronze Age"

Cliff Claven "Cheers"

CaptainP wrote:Bulls don't have nipples

This fact is as usless as, oh, never mind.