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Jimmy Carter is the first U.S. President to have been born in a hospital
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For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more
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Turkeys can reproduce without having sex
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I'm bored
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A 'face-off' in hockey was originally called a 'puck-off'.
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A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximately sixty-nine years
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The United kingdom eats more cans of baked beans than the rest of the world combined
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The ancient Egyptians bought jewelry for their pet crocodiles
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The first patented condom was meant to be reused
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Most dust particles in your house come from dead skin
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The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993
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The average child will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches by the he/she graduates from high school
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CaptainP wrote:For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more
In the US it is illegal to show someone drinking a beer (or alchol) in a commercial.
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From a complete stop, a human is capable of outrunning a Formula One Racecar for about 30 feet
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When nobody else is around, 47% of people drink straight from the carton
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India has a Bill of Rights for cows
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CaptainP wrote:The average child will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches by the he/she graduates from high school
Somebody had to take up the slack for me, I've never eaten a peanut butter & jelly sandwich in my life.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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LIPH wrote:CaptainP wrote:The average child will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches by the he/she graduates from high school
Somebody had to take up the slack for me, I've never eaten a peanut butter & jelly sandwich in my life.
You'll probably have to start soon... you're so old that you'll have to gum your food instead of chew.
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CaptainP wrote:A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximately sixty-nine years
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The State of Hawaii consumes more cans of SPAM than anyplace else in the United States.