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2,500 newborn babies will be dropped in the next month.
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Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
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Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water
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An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged.
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China has more English speakers than the United States
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Identical twins do not have identical fingerprints
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Post by ragtopW »

CaptainP wrote:An American urologist once bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000.




(And Pat McCurdy wrote a song about it.... http://www.patmccurdy.com/cgi-bin/lyric ... on's+Penis )
Can we file that under "more money than brains?"
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Adult movie star, Ron Jeremy, has a master's degree in Special Education
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Post by CaptainP »

ragtopW wrote:
CaptainP wrote:An American urologist once bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000.




(And Pat McCurdy wrote a song about it.... http://www.patmccurdy.com/cgi-bin/lyric ... on's+Penis )
Can we file that under "more money than brains?"
Or more Penis than brains?
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Queen Elizabeth II has a rubber duck in her private bath with an inflatable crown
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The American Automobile Association was founded for the sole purpose of warning motorists of police speed traps
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Post by LIPH »

CaptainP wrote:An American urologist once bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000.
Was the urologist male or female?
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Post by sonofabeach »

CaptainP wrote:Adult movie star, Ron Jeremy, has a master's degree in Special Education
as well as Pipe Fitting
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Post by bravedave »

Grog, and the end of Navy rum rations:

Grog is an alcoholic beverage made with water and rum. It was introduced into the Royal Navy by British Vice Admiral Edward Vernon on 21 August 1740.

Citrus juice was added to the recipe to cut down on the water's foulness. Although they did not know the reason at the time, Vernon's sailors were healthier than the rest of the navy, due to the daily doses of vitamin C that prevented scurvy. This custom, in time, got the British the nickname 'limeys'.

On July 30, 1970 the last pipe of "Up Spirits" in the Royal Navy was heard and is referred today as "Black Tot Day"
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
- Kaiser Welhelm

"The call is a loud wulli-wulli, and there is much twittering at the drinking holes."
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Farts stink.
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Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
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Post by Marnin Grita Guy »

I am glad to see a good friend hanging out here again.

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It's the weight that makes it heavy. :pirate:
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The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
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Post by spoonerhizolehound »

The opposite of flizm...is flazm. :pirate:
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