Need at least 2 lawn tickets for my dad's 70th B-day Apr 6th

[Landlocked Pirate]

Hi guys. I apologize in advance if the post is under the wrong topic. I have a post on the Ticket exchange but I'm hoping to find at least 2 tickets for the lawn at Atlanta for my dad's 70th birthday on April 6th. He and I camp at least once a year at a place called Fort Clinch just above Jacksonville and will typically spend the better part day sitting riverside watching the boats pass by, drinking beer and listening to Jimmy. Our favorite songs are Come Monday and Great Filling Station holdup. Can't help but call him on my cell each time I hear either of those 2 songs. He was hoping to go last year but Jimmy never came to Atlanta. This year, I was shut out and am now unsure where to go with this. We need at least 2 tickets so he and I can go but if possible 4 tickets would be ideal so my wife could go as well as a friend of his. It would have to be lawn seats because we can't afford the pavillion (not complaining, just can't afford them). I'm willing to pay face plus charges plus a bit extra for the trouble of getting them to me.

I'm really looking forward to taking him (hopefully) and if any of you know any available hot 60-70 year old women, bring them by my bar. Landlocked Pirate Sr. is available and is a pretty decent catch.