You might be a Parrothead if?

markruble · Post by **markruble** » March 30, 2006 8:37 am

We can have some fun with this. I'll start with one and look to you for more.

"You quote lyrics of a Buffett song in casual conversation."

dawgfan · Post by **dawgfan** » March 30, 2006 8:51 am

You can't wait to get to BN to see what the hot topic of the day is...and run up 400 post replying to it

Jahfin · Post by **Jahfin** » March 30, 2006 8:53 am

You might not be enough of a Parrothead if your thread is posted in the Off Tropics section of BN.

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » March 30, 2006 8:54 am

dawgfan wrote:You can't wait to get to BN to see what the hot topic of the day is...and run up 400 post replying to it

uh uh uh ...... so far I am 2 for 2....lolhi dawgie!

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » March 30, 2006 9:16 am

you start making your shopping list 6 months before the concert

dawgfan · Post by **dawgfan** » March 30, 2006 9:22 am

Jahfin wrote:You might not be enough of a Parrothead if your thread is posted in the Off Tropics section of BN.

Jahfin is on a roll today

fins2theleft · Post by **fins2theleft** » March 30, 2006 9:29 am

if you know how hard it is to use the bathroom wearing a grass skirt

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » March 30, 2006 9:33 am

I've actually seen a website listing a ton of these... the one that sticks out in my mind is:

If the best time you had all year was in a parking lot, you might be a parrothead!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » March 30, 2006 9:53 am

fins2theleft wrote:if you know how hard it is to use the bathroom wearing a grass skirt

If you are a guy, the grass parts, the spigot extends, you empty, shake, and the grass slips right back over the spigot...

Coconuts · Post by **Coconuts** » March 30, 2006 10:31 am

fins2theleft wrote:if you know how hard it is to use the bathroom wearing a grass skirt

You're supposed to have the skirt off and ready to hang on the bathroom door or hand to the person behind you before it's your turn to go in to keep the line running smoothly.

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » March 30, 2006 12:06 pm

OceanCityGirl wrote:you start making your shopping list 6 months before the concert

...before it is announced.

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » March 30, 2006 12:08 pm

Tiki Bar wrote:I've actually seen a website listing a ton of these... the one that sticks out in my mind is:

If the best time you had all year was in a parking lot, you might be a parrothead!

http://cloud.prohosting.com/bmansfie/parrot/

If every time you say "Manana" you REALLY mean it.

and one for all the wonderphul cookbook editors...

You spell with 'ph's all the time and you are not Sylvester the Cat.

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » March 30, 2006 12:11 pm

Well my parrotheadness just reared its head... I sent a message to a coworker wishing her a nice vacation... Have Phun...... Didnt even think about it..... even when spell check caught it....LOL

She writes back.... what??

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » March 30, 2006 12:27 pm

ToplessRideFL wrote:Well my parrotheadness just reared its head... I sent a message to a coworker wishing her a nice vacation... Have Phun...... Didnt even think about it..... even when spell check caught it....LOL

She writes back.... what??

Sounds like she needs to get a little Appleton's in her, and she'll be ok.

markruble · Post by **markruble** » March 30, 2006 12:47 pm

Ok, I'm guilty of most of your postings!

carey24 · Post by **carey24** » March 30, 2006 8:12 pm

OceanCityGirl wrote:you start making your shopping list 6 months before the concert

yes!! that's me!!! I do that!! every year!

carey24 · Post by **carey24** » March 30, 2006 8:17 pm

I have two:

Every year you hold a 100 question Buffett Trivia Quiz, complete with prizes, as busy work for the drive to the concert.

You drag your 50something mom and little sister (who both hate heat) to the concert at 10 am and then laugh hysterically and continue drinking as they sit in the car with the A/C running. (I have pix)

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » March 30, 2006 8:17 pm

if most of your cell phone speed dials
are

Ladyparrothead
Island_Hopper
Polly_Rodger

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » March 30, 2006 8:18 pm

carey24 wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote:you start making your shopping list 6 months before the concert
yes!! that's me!!! I do that!! every year!

Laggers..

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » March 30, 2006 8:38 pm

You pick up everything that has a flip-flop motif and consider actually BUYING it!