Toilet Paper

In this forum you can discuss anything from sports, news, or what ever is on your mind.

Moderator: SMLCHNG

Have you ever run out of toilet paper?

No
10
30%
Yes - once or twice
13
39%
Yes - occasionally
8
24%
Yes - frequently
2
6%
 
Total votes: 33

Tiki Bar
Thank God the Tiki Torch Still Shines
Posts: 23802
Joined: August 30, 2002 12:13 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: One Particular Harbour / Tin Cup Chalice medley!
Number of Concerts: 30
Favorite Boat Drink: Friends don't let friends drink tequila! Beer me!
Location: location location

Toilet Paper

Post by Tiki Bar »

I managed to do something I don't think I've ever done before... we ran out of toilet paper in my household! :o :oops: Well, not completely... there were 2 squares left on one of the rolls! :lol:

I realized we were down to the last 2 rolls - 1 upstairs, 1 downstairs - last weekend. But we left town, then I was back to work, and forgot all about it until last night, when my husband called down to bring toilet paper upstairs! :o Whoops! There was enough on the downstairs roll for us to get by last night, and I left the house at the crack of dawn, no pun intended, to avoid catastrophe! (We did have facial tissue had we needed to use it.)

Sadly, this is not an April Fool's post!
You’re still grinning, we’re still winning, nothing left to say
I’m still gliding as I go flying down this endless wave
sonofabeach
Party at the End of the World
Posts: 8057
Joined: November 6, 2004 12:44 am
Favorite Buffett Song: La Vie Dansante
Number of Concerts: 15
Favorite Boat Drink: Tecate
Location: Green Cove Springs, Fl.

Post by sonofabeach »

yeah I've been stranded on the can a few times too
Image
"It's crazy and it's different, but it's really bein' free"
OceanCityGirl
At the Bama Breeze
Posts: 4847
Joined: March 15, 2002 7:00 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Havana Daydreaming - today
Number of Concerts: 2
Favorite Boat Drink: Mojito
Location: Ocean City NJ

Post by OceanCityGirl »

This is a frequent occurance at my house. It seems that all of my sons friends use my bathroom thruout the day and when they're surfing, etc. It has gotten so bad that they often come to my house and give me gifts of tp, which I suspect they are stealing from school or portapotties
Image
Navy Seals are Cooler then Pirates
Image
You Can Dream Anyway, There's always next year!!!
phjrsaunt
Social Buffettfly
Social Buffettfly
Posts: 37094
Joined: October 19, 2001 8:00 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Defying Gravity
Number of Concerts: 21
Favorite Boat Drink: coconut rum and...anything!
Location: Lovin' the NOW!

Post by phjrsaunt »

Thanks for reminding me to see if I had put "TP" on the grocery list!! :lol:
Image

My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
Image
SMLCHNG
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 178645
Joined: December 6, 2001 7:00 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Tin Cup Chalice/Lovely Cruise
Number of Concerts: 20
Favorite Boat Drink: Rum Runner
Location: Castle Rock, CO

Post by SMLCHNG »

:lol: :lol: :lol: How traumatic for you, Tiki!!
OceanCityGirl
At the Bama Breeze
Posts: 4847
Joined: March 15, 2002 7:00 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Havana Daydreaming - today
Number of Concerts: 2
Favorite Boat Drink: Mojito
Location: Ocean City NJ

Post by OceanCityGirl »

here it's automaitcally always on the list
Image
Navy Seals are Cooler then Pirates
Image
You Can Dream Anyway, There's always next year!!!
cocotel
On a Salty Piece of Land
Posts: 10257
Joined: March 21, 2006 11:06 am
Favorite Buffett Song: Migration
Number of Concerts: 21
Location: Laughing is my game. Your move.

Do the math

Post by cocotel »

One wife + three girls (9 ,7 and 3) = no toilet paper.
No warehouse club will ever stock a "megapack" large enough for our home.
Image
LIPH
Last Man Standing
Posts: 67444
Joined: April 24, 2001 8:00 pm
Number of Concerts: 0
Favorite Boat Drink: my next beer, as long as it's not Blandshark

Post by LIPH »

Never, which is surprising since so many people think I'm full of $hit.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
Brown Eyed Girl
Nibblin' on Oreos
Posts: 45864
Joined: May 1, 2001 8:00 pm
Number of Concerts: 0
Location: In the hammock...under my lone palm
Contact:

Post by Brown Eyed Girl »

I will never run out of TP. :o :lol: I have had some close calls with forgetting to stock up the upstairs bathroom, but there is always TP in my house.
Image
Coconuts
Behind Door #3
Posts: 3919
Joined: May 14, 2003 12:50 pm
Number of Concerts: 50
Favorite Boat Drink: Something with rum
Location: Still Michigan

Post by Coconuts »

My ex boyfriend ran out once while I was visiting. Since then, I always buy the 36 or 48 double roll packs and "hide" the last 4 rolls, which would last me a couple of weeks.
My ship she has a rudder, but I don’t know where to steer
BadHabitsAcctnt
Overkill
Posts: 1040
Joined: September 17, 2005 2:04 pm
Number of Concerts: 0
Location: In plain sight.
Contact:

Post by BadHabitsAcctnt »

I keep two rolls on top of the tank in each bathroom and when those are the last rolls I put the empty cardboard roll by my wallet and keys, that's been working very well. I guess I'm a bit...............retentive. :oops:
Image
Timing in life is everything!
Alpine, Blossom, Noblesville, Poplar Creek, Tinley, Toyota Park, Vegas, Wrigley; 22 years and counting.
Sidew13
God's Own Drunk
Posts: 21743
Joined: March 28, 2002 7:00 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Breath in, breath out, move on
Number of Concerts: 6
Favorite Boat Drink: Something with coconut rum
Location: Pickens, South Carolina

Post by Sidew13 »

NEVER, always keep a supply ready
Trying to Take Another Road

Image Image
warmsugar
License to Chill
Posts: 1407
Joined: June 22, 2005 1:44 am
Favorite Buffett Song: One Particular Harbour
Number of Concerts: 14
Favorite Boat Drink: Budlite Lime
Location: Waiting for warmer weather.

Post by warmsugar »

I've often wondered....would a hair dryer help??? :D :oops:
Brown Eyed Girl
Nibblin' on Oreos
Posts: 45864
Joined: May 1, 2001 8:00 pm
Number of Concerts: 0
Location: In the hammock...under my lone palm
Contact:

Post by Brown Eyed Girl »

warmsugar wrote:I've often wondered....would a hair dryer help??? :D :oops:
:o :o :o

Not if you dropped it in the toilet. :o :lol: Of course then you wouldn't have to worry about running out of TP anymore. :P
Image
SharkOnLand
Chewin' on a Honeysuckle Vine
Posts: 6665
Joined: January 2, 2006 7:34 pm
Number of Concerts: 0
Location: Wishing I was somewhere other than here...

Post by SharkOnLand »

I can't think of a time we've ever ran out...
Image Image
tikitatas
Last Man Standing
Posts: 30903
Joined: September 1, 2003 1:17 pm
Number of Concerts: 10
Location: NOVA SCOTIA, CANADA

Post by tikitatas »

And did you buy it at . . . nope, not going there.

We never run out. Sometimes both of us buy it when we are shopping so there's always extra.
Cate



"When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky." ~ Buddha

Image
OceanCityGirl
At the Bama Breeze
Posts: 4847
Joined: March 15, 2002 7:00 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Havana Daydreaming - today
Number of Concerts: 2
Favorite Boat Drink: Mojito
Location: Ocean City NJ

Post by OceanCityGirl »

now i feel like a freek since nobody else runs out around here
Image
Navy Seals are Cooler then Pirates
Image
You Can Dream Anyway, There's always next year!!!
prrthd1987
Chewin' on a Honeysuckle Vine
Posts: 6984
Joined: January 21, 2004 6:00 pm
Number of Concerts: 0
Location: Bemidji, MN

Post by prrthd1987 »

Oh, we run out all the time... it's a plague in our household :lol:

It just stinks when you run out in a particular bathroom and nobody's home, leaving you stranded with noone to bring reinforcements :o
markruble
I need two more boat drinks
Posts: 203
Joined: February 25, 2006 12:10 am
Number of Concerts: 0
Location: SE Ohio
Contact:

Post by markruble »

cocotel wrote:
One wife + three girls (9 ,7 and 3) = no toilet paper.
No warehouse club will ever stock a "megapack" large enough for our home.
I feel your pain. I have one wife+two teenage daughters (16 and 14) and agree with you about megapack. I buy one 24 roll pack for the upstairs bathroom and another for the downstairs bathroom. The emergency supply is a box of puffs on the back of the toilet. I've been forced to use this a couple times.
No quarter given!
rsgeist
Hoot!
Posts: 2453
Joined: March 5, 2005 11:25 pm
Number of Concerts: 0
Location: Intersection of Ignorance & Apathy

Post by rsgeist »

Regretably, it has happened more than once in our household. :(

Bounty may be the "quicker picker-upper" but it is not an acceptable substitute for Charmin'. :-?
Image ... yes, its true ... I am alphabits' evil twin
Post Reply