I managed to do something I don't think I've ever done before... we ran out of toilet paper in my household!

Well, not completely... there were 2 squares left on one of the rolls!
I realized we were down to the last 2 rolls - 1 upstairs, 1 downstairs - last weekend. But we left town, then I was back to work, and forgot all about it until last night, when my husband called down to bring toilet paper upstairs!

Whoops! There was enough on the downstairs roll for us to get by last night, and I left the house at the crack of dawn, no pun intended, to avoid catastrophe! (We did have facial tissue had we needed to use it.)
Sadly, this is not an April Fool's post!