Cool jobs that may or may not exist...

A Balding Fan · Post by **A Balding Fan** » April 4, 2006 12:04 am

Hands down HUGH HEFFNER

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 4, 2006 12:06 am

Mythbusters

ironChef

OystersandBeer · Post by **OystersandBeer** » April 4, 2006 9:44 am

Guitarist for Buffett

conched · Post by **conched** » April 4, 2006 9:49 am

Jimmy's personal shopper.

Butterfly and/or flower photographer.

flyboy55 · Post by **flyboy55** » April 4, 2006 10:10 am

Jimmy's personal pilot.

(would I still get to drink?)

Cheers.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 4, 2006 10:24 am

A Balding Fan wrote:Hands down HUGH HEFFNER

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! That's a good one!!! I could be Hugh Heffner for a while. No problem.

Anne Bonny · Post by **Anne Bonny** » April 4, 2006 10:35 am

Mystery shopper for all-inclusive resorts.

Anne Bonny · Post by **Anne Bonny** » April 4, 2006 10:37 am

Or the roady that cuts up all those limes for Jimmy and The Coral Reefers.

green1 · Post by **green1** » April 4, 2006 10:38 am

SuperTrooper wrote:The guy that test drives the Ferraris.

The guy who test drives Ferrari's to see when they breakdown. It was on the History Channel. This guy was a truck driver for a delivery company and now his job is to drive Ferrari's as hard and fast as possible to see when they will breakdown.

green1 · Post by **green1** » April 4, 2006 10:40 am

Owner of a chain of bars in the islands with mangers to handle the day to day and me to sign checks and collect receipts.

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » April 4, 2006 10:42 am

I always thought I would be great as a color namer.... you know paint, lipstick, nail polish....

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 4, 2006 10:43 am

ToplessRideFL wrote:I always thought I would be great as a color namer.... you know paint, lipstick, nail polish....

Ooohhh. Me too!!! One of the Connie's and I were going to start our own line of cosmetics!

Anne Bonny · Post by **Anne Bonny** » April 4, 2006 10:45 am

I wonder if I could get on at Crayola? Nothing like the smell of fresh Crayons in the morning.

~ Parrot Bay ~ · Post by **~ Parrot Bay ~** » April 4, 2006 12:59 pm

Pirate

AAAAARRRR!!!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » April 4, 2006 1:01 pm

bush trimmer

RAGTOP · Post by **RAGTOP** » April 4, 2006 1:04 pm

Bullpen catcher for the Sox. Get paid a decent salary, sign some autographs,help warm up the real players and best of all you can still tell chicks your a profesional baseball player

... not a bad gig.

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » April 4, 2006 1:33 pm

LIPH wrote:bush trimmer

Consider it an early Birthday present.....

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » April 4, 2006 1:38 pm

Rich author. (Screw fame; it's seriously overrated and gets in the way of doing what you want to do.)

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » April 5, 2006 8:05 am

buffettbride wrote:
ToplessRideFL wrote:I always thought I would be great as a color namer.... you know paint, lipstick, nail polish....
Ooohhh. Me too!!! One of the Connie's and I were going to start our own line of cosmetics!

Don't forget the greeting card line!

diamonddan · Post by **diamonddan** » April 5, 2006 10:57 am

commercial que guy.

not sure what the real job title is, but it is a cool job. this guy stands on the sidelines and coordinates time outs between tv and the officials, he has a headset on. when there is a time out, he walks out on the field and stands there. when the commercials are done on tv, he signals the ref that it is ok to start play, then he walks back to the sideline.