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buffettbride wrote:

Sam wrote:

Southern Monkey wrote:WOW!!! Sam, I'm impressed! You're knowledge of pork is quite extensive!

We haven't even mentioned BBQ yet either!!! Sush the Smked Boston Butt....I know the pork jokes are gonna be all over that one.

Pulled pork!!! Pulled BBQ pork!!!

DEFINITLEY!!! or a pig picking or a roasted pig .... Think of like the Hawaiian Luau thngs or one over a spit of coals ..... or a half a hog on a the grill/ smoker.

I'm not sure I'd want pork if it's face was still attached. I'd rather eat it in one of it's many unrecognizable formats.

This reminds me of a pork incident I had once.

The first time I lived on my own and went grocery shopping I bought ground pork thinking it was ground beef. Not even Hamburger Helper could save me.

OH yeah not to meantion it can be effectively used in the War on Terror too!! If we put pigs on the airplanes no self respecting muslim would dare get on the plane and face spending eternity with a pig would they? Oh and while we are at since the terrrist are oppose to nude women.... maybe we should encourage nakie time on all of the flights....??? EVIL< GRINZ>

( Course I hope they do something about those seat covers after every flight!!!!)

Sam wrote:OH yeah not to meantion it can be effectively used in the War on Terror too!! If we put pigs on the airplanes no self respecting muslim would dare get on the plane and face spending eternity with a pig would they? Oh and while we are at since the terrrist are oppose to nude women.... maybe we should encourage nakie time on all of the flights....??? EVIL< GRINZ>

( Course I hope they do something about those seat covers after every flight!!!!)

Instead of the Bay of Pigs invasion it'd be the Nakie Pigs Invasion.

will bbl.
Enjoy.

We've forgotten police officers.

Ilph wrote:We've forgotten police officers.

a whole other perspective i hadn't even considered.

buffettbride wrote:

Ilph wrote:We've forgotten police officers.

a whole other perspective i hadn't even considered.

We keep coming up with them!

Ilph wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

Ilph wrote:We've forgotten police officers.

a whole other perspective i hadn't even considered.

We keep coming up with them!

Pork is everywhere!

Southern Monkey wrote:

buffettbride wrote:Is scrapple really pork?

I still have no idea what scrapple is...

When you're done butchering the hog, the floor sweepings is what you use to make pork sausage. When you're done making pork sausage, you sprinkle some cornmeal on the floor (just like the stuff janitors sprinkle on puke in school hallways) and the next generation of floor sweepings is what you use to make Scrapple. (Use everything but the squeal...)

Anybody can do it.

Lotta people like Scrapple with maple syrup, but I prefer ketchup and hot sauce.
(Just like my scrambled eggs.)

Pork fat rules! Love all the different ways pork is made and served.

This thread makes me want to SQUEAL!!

I thought of a way I do not like Pork

Fresh side pork

My eyes think Bacon and my Mouth says Fooled again..

ragtopW wrote: I thought of a way I do not like Pork
Fresh side pork
My eyes think Bacon and my Mouth says Fooled again..

No clue what that is, Wayne?

SMLCHNG wrote:

ragtopW wrote: I thought of a way I do not like Pork
Fresh side pork
My eyes think Bacon and my Mouth says Fooled again..

No clue what that is, Wayne?

Fresh side pork is the same cut and sliced just like bacon
but is not cured (no salt,sugar not smoked)

it is dredged in corn meal and fried..

ragtopW wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote:

ragtopW wrote: I thought of a way I do not like Pork
Fresh side pork
My eyes think Bacon and my Mouth says Fooled again..

No clue what that is, Wayne?

Fresh side pork is the same cut and sliced just like bacon
but is not cured (no salt,sugar not smoked)
it is dredged in corn meal and fried..

Hmmmm.. can't imagine - but it wasn't good?

SMLCHNG wrote:

ragtopW wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote:

ragtopW wrote: I thought of a way I do not like Pork
Fresh side pork
My eyes think Bacon and my Mouth says Fooled again..

No clue what that is, Wayne?

Fresh side pork is the same cut and sliced just like bacon
but is not cured (no salt,sugar not smoked)
it is dredged in corn meal and fried..

Hmmmm.. can't imagine - but it wasn't good?

I do not care for it but it is a treat for my Dad, sooo
when we go camping he brings enough for two days of breakfast.

I cook it and eat it but I really do not care for it.

Ketchup is our friend

Sam wrote:OH yeah not to meantion it can be effectively used in the War on Terror too!! If we put pigs on the airplanes no self respecting muslim would dare get on the plane and face spending eternity with a pig would they? Oh and while we are at since the terrrist are oppose to nude women.... maybe we should encourage nakie time on all of the flights....??? EVIL< GRINZ>

( Course I hope they do something about those seat covers after every flight!!!!)

Sorry, I don't find this even the least bit amusing.

Pork is my very favorite!!

From bacon to ham, loin to hock,
pork's the tastiest meat we've got!!

Here piggy, piggy, piggy!!!