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tikitatas wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

LIPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

tikitatas wrote:

LIPH wrote:I thought Canadian bacon was a fat woman, eh.

Ah, shaddap, ya hoser!

Ok. Now I'm oddly aroused.

It's the hose

Must be. All I need is Larry, Cate, and a hose.

Umm, Mal. Larry IS the hose.

tikitatas wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

tikitatas wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Southern Monkey wrote:

Tiki Bar wrote: I thought it was another name for the Mounted police, er Mounties?

Yous two are just bein' hosers eh!

that would be Gendarmes Royale du Canada... eh.

Wow! Check YOU out, RR! I am impressed again!

And would you believe that I have never had close, personal contact with the GRC...

The only government officials I have annoyed in Canada were Customs and Immigration, and the Premier of Manitoba...

That, Maxwell Smart, I would NOT believe! Even Troy must have committed some egregious offense here once when visiting his parents, necessitating incarceration!

Marnin Grita Guy wrote:

tikitatas wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

LIPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

tikitatas wrote: Ah, shaddap, ya hoser!

Ok. Now I'm oddly aroused.

It's the hose

Must be. All I need is Larry, Cate, and a hose.

Umm, Mal. Larry IS the hose.

Well......?

You know a hose that has just been lying around and not used usually starts rotting from the inside-out. This frequently happens in colder climates. The owner goes to use it and after a little pressure is applied it develops a bulge and then just explodes leaving a hole that was not there before. Repairs are useless. Unless the hose has been used and stored properly (even a high dollar one) it is usually best to get a cheaper one and use it for all it is worth, then go get another when it starts to show overuse.





Landscaping 101

RinglingRingling wrote:

Marnin Grita Guy wrote:

tikitatas wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

LIPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote: Ok. Now I'm oddly aroused.

It's the hose

Must be. All I need is Larry, Cate, and a hose.

Umm, Mal. Larry IS the hose.

Well......?

You know a hose that has just been lying around and not used usually starts rotting from the inside-out. This frequently happens in colder climates. The owner goes to use it and after a little pressure is applied it develops a bulge and then just explodes leaving a hole that was not there before. Repairs are useless. Unless the hose has been used and stored properly (even a high dollar one) it is usually best to get a cheaper one and use it for all it is worth, then go get another when it starts to show overuse.





Landscaping 101

Duct tape...

flyboy55 wrote:

Southern Monkey wrote:

flyboy55 wrote:They call it "back bacon" up there because it comes from the back of the pig as opposed to the belly, eh.

It also doesn't get cured in the same way as regular bacon thereby retaining more of its original "ham" flavor.

Cheers.

Impressive!! Are you a Meatologist?

I do have an academic background in Meatology, and actually did extensive ethnographic fieldwork among the Canadians, which also involved consuming great quantities of Canadian beer.

Cheers.

Quiet and Shy wrote:Canadian bacon is a more neatly trimmed version of British bacon; the meat is from the main back muscle (loin). Ham is basically the pig's butt and US bacon is from the belly. (Pigology, 201)

Marnin Grita Guy wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Marnin Grita Guy wrote:

tikitatas wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

LIPH wrote: It's the hose

Must be. All I need is Larry, Cate, and a hose.

Umm, Mal. Larry IS the hose.

Well......?

You know a hose that has just been lying around and not used usually starts rotting from the inside-out. This frequently happens in colder climates. The owner goes to use it and after a little pressure is applied it develops a bulge and then just explodes leaving a hole that was not there before. Repairs are useless. Unless the hose has been used and stored properly (even a high dollar one) it is usually best to get a cheaper one and use it for all it is worth, then go get another when it starts to show overuse.





Landscaping 101

Duct tape...

Only temporary.

No, when your hose has seen better days its best to only use it when your alone and nobody sees you using it.

Never have met Larry, but, I somehow don't think he is a very active gardener from what everyone says.

tikitatas wrote:And flyboy, I have a whole fridge full of cold Canukian beer, JUST for you and your brilliant meatologist mind!

balcony girls wrote:

Southern Monkey wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:Canadian bacon is just ham, but it's kick-ass ham.

But what makes it different than regular non kick-ass ham?

. .cuz it's from little Canadian piggys. . bout the size of a weenie dog. . they just line them up sideways and send them thru a Hi-Tech bread slicer. . ! !

. .perfectly round front to back. . ! !

Master Junior Mint wrote:

flyboy55 wrote:

Southern Monkey wrote:

flyboy55 wrote:They call it "back bacon" up there because it comes from the back of the pig as opposed to the belly, eh.

It also doesn't get cured in the same way as regular bacon thereby retaining more of its original "ham" flavor.

Cheers.

Impressive!! Are you a Meatologist?

I do have an academic background in Meatology, and actually did extensive ethnographic fieldwork among the Canadians, which also involved consuming great quantities of Canadian beer.

Cheers.

Yup. And that's why Porkin's bought it so early. Right?

Chowin' down rather than payin' attention to the battle 'eh?

flyboy55 wrote:

tikitatas wrote:And flyboy, I have a whole fridge full of cold Canukian beer, JUST for you and your brilliant meatologist mind!

Lots of THIS I hope -



Cheers.

Snowparrot wrote:Strange Brew was a better movie than Canadian Bacon, even though the latter had the late lamented John Candy in it.

tikitatas wrote:

cdnkeywest wrote:All right, you guys have definitely given me a chuckle today!!

I have never seen so many "steretypical Canadian jokes in one place"!!

Hey, we Canadians are so laid back we rarely take credit for anything...like Lacrosse...like Ice Hockey...but Canadian back bacon is as Canadian as "Garth and Wayne"!! (No not Gretzky - you can keep the whiner and his gambling wife down there in California).

Canadian back bacon is awesome on pizza along with portabello mushrooms and a 6 pack of Canadian beer to wash it down with - oh, and if you run out of beer that is sacriligious here in Canada too!

Heresy! No beer??? Why, we'd hang, draw and quarter 'em! LOL

Hi neighbour!

Snowparrot wrote:Strange Brew was a better movie than Canadian Bacon, even though the latter had the late lamented John Candy in it.

sonofabeach wrote:

Snowparrot wrote:Strange Brew was a better movie than Canadian Bacon, even though the latter had the late lamented John Candy in it.

That's how I wanna go out.......on the bed and surrounded by pizza!!

RinglingRingling wrote:

Quiet and Shy wrote:Canadian bacon is a more neatly trimmed version of British bacon; the meat is from the main back muscle (loin). Ham is basically the pig's butt and US bacon is from the belly. (Pigology, 201)

wow dear UW has a truely broad-based education for their students.

Snowparrot wrote:Strange Brew was a better movie than Canadian Bacon, even though the latter had the late lamented John Candy in it.