FUNNY!!!! --Tax Time Joke

finsupnorth · Post by **finsupnorth** » April 15, 2006 11:11 am

Ten Husbands

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,
I'm still a virgin".

"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it's going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to
me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I miss
him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
Happy Tax time!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 15, 2006 11:25 pm

finsupnorth · Post by **finsupnorth** » April 16, 2006 12:00 am

Thank you Wayne!! I was beginning to think nobody thought this was funny!!!!

Soraya · Post by **Soraya** » April 16, 2006 12:02 am

finsupnorth wrote:Thank you Wayne!! I was beginning to think nobody thought this was funny!!!!

It's funny....very funny....but it was already posted

That is probably why no one is replying.

finsupnorth · Post by **finsupnorth** » April 16, 2006 12:05 am

Soraya wrote:
finsupnorth wrote:Thank you Wayne!! I was beginning to think nobody thought this was funny!!!!
It's funny....very funny....but it was already posted That is probably why no one is replying.

oops! Didn't even know that!!! haha guess the joke is on me....

Soraya · Post by **Soraya** » April 16, 2006 12:08 am

finsupnorth wrote:
Soraya wrote:
finsupnorth wrote:Thank you Wayne!! I was beginning to think nobody thought this was funny!!!!
It's funny....very funny....but it was already posted That is probably why no one is replying.
oops! Didn't even know that!!! haha guess the joke is on me....

It was titled something else.....this time of the year though...tax man jokes are always in-fashion!!

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » April 16, 2006 1:45 pm

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 18, 2006 7:51 am

tropicalfever · Post by **tropicalfever** » April 18, 2006 4:44 pm

too good