And now for something completely different...

[MammaBear]

OMG..how funny! I just came home from Walmart for school supplies and there were two kids climbing in and out of the ice cases.....

[C-Dawg]

Due to cost over-runs at the new Cowboys Stadium, Jerry Jones saved money by removing the ice baths in the training room, and the freezers in the vendors area started seeing double duty.

[Bicycle Bill]

Football trainers are thinking outside the box as they try to avoid further Corey Stringer-like incidents.

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[alphabits]

Frozen Ass-sets

[blackjack]

CAPTION IT!!!

Welcome to Jocks in a Box, can we take your order....

[CaptainP]

Due to cost over-runs at the new Cowboys Stadium, Jerry Jones saved money by removing the ice baths in the training room, and the freezers in the vendors area started seeing double duty.

WINNER!!!

Sorry...I forgot it had been so long since an update!!!

[CaptainP]

Caption it!!!

[Bicycle Bill]

Caption it!!!

C'mon, gimme a break! At least I've got shorts on —
It's not like last night when you busted me on the motorcycle!! (referring of course to this thread)
(by the way; notice the cop behind the suspect leaning on the door of the cruiser and doing his dambdest not to bust out laughing....)

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[rich_big]

Caption it!!!

oh, crap.

[SharkOnLand]

"Murphy's Law, officer. The one time I didn't listen to my mother and put on clean underwear..."

[buffettbride]

Caption it!!!

K-Mart s*cks.

[lminor26]

[MammaBear]

Caption it!!!

uhh officer...do farts have lumps?

[flyboy55]

The Sunday morning after the Saturday night frat party . . .

Man in briefs: Wassa prob (hic) problem occifers . . . orficces . . . officers? Sorry (hic).

Police Officer: Son, aside from public drunkenness and your state of undress . . . my partner here thinks you sh*t your pants and judging from the smell . . . I'm inclined to agree.

[CaptainP]

"Murphy's Law, officer. The one time I didn't listen to my mother and put on clean underwear..."

WINNER!

[CaptainP]

CAPTION IT!!!

[SharkOnLand]

I think I'm gonna need to know how old that female is before coming up with a caption....

[Bicycle Bill]

CAPTION IT!!!

ANOTHER K-MART BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL!!!
                (SLIGHTLY DAMAGED; SOLD AS-IS)
(by the way, is she flipping the cameraman the bird?)

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[CaptainP]

I think I'm gonna need to know how old that female is before coming up with a caption....

Let's just assume 18, shall we?

[Bicycle Bill]

CAPTION IT!!!

SORRY, HONEY, OBAMACARE SAYS YOU CAN'T HAVE A WHEELCHAIR
(We did take up a collection and got you a pad for this shopping cart, though)

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