Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the
last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not
get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to
lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in
the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a
voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that
no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, so
they open the door.
"Nice ass, sister," says the man, "where do you want these
blinds?"
painting nuns
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