the pope

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There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers,
a man who led with gentleness, faith and wisdom. His passing
was grieved by the entire world, Catholic or not.

As the Pope approached the gates of heaven, it was Saint Peter
who greeted him in a firm embrace.

"Welcome your holiness, your dedication and unselfishness in
serving your fellow man during your life has earned you great
stature in heaven. You may pass through the gates without delay
and are granted free access to all parts of heaven."

"You are also granted an open door policy and may at your own
discretion meet with any heavenly leader, including the Father
without prior appointment."

"Is there anything which your holiness desires?"

"Well, yes," the Pope replied. "I have often pondered some of
the mysteries which have puzzled and confounded theologians
through the ages.

Are there perhaps any transcripts which recorded the Actual
conversations between God and the prophets of old? I would love
to see what was actually said, with-out the dimming of memories
over time."

Saint Peter immediately ushered the Pope to the heavenly
library and explained how to retrieve the various documents.
The Pope was thrilled and settled down to review the History of
man's relationship with God.

Two years later a scream of anguish pierced the stacks of the
library. Immediately several of the Saints and Angels came
running. There they found the Pope pointing to a single word on
a parchment, repeating over and over, "There's an 'R', there's
an 'R' -- it's celibRate!"

[flipflopgirl]

Oh My!!!!!!

[HB-COWBOY]