A little comic relief . . .
Posted: May 17, 2006 7:57 pm
WOW!
Some of those are Scary!
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Posted: May 17, 2006 8:04 pm
Posted: May 17, 2006 8:07 pm
Makes me glad I wasn't their writing teacher!!z-man wrote:WOW!
Some of those are Scary!
Posted: May 17, 2006 8:08 pm
Posted: May 17, 2006 8:10 pm
Which one was your favorite, Auntie??phjrsaunt wrote:
Posted: May 17, 2006 8:24 pm
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Posted: May 17, 2006 8:31 pm
Oh the good ol days...
It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with
power tools.
It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with
power tools.
Posted: May 17, 2006 9:43 pm
McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag
filled with vegetable soup.
filled with vegetable soup.
Posted: May 17, 2006 9:53 pm
They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences
that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
Given how much I dislike Nancy Kerrigan, this one is priceless to me.
that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
Given how much I dislike Nancy Kerrigan, this one is priceless to me.
Posted: May 17, 2006 9:57 pm
I liked that one a lot too, Kath!Brown Eyed Girl wrote: They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences
that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
Given how much I dislike Nancy Kerrigan, this one is priceless to me.
Posted: May 17, 2006 10:31 pm
OMG - those are awesome!!
Love this one:
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across
the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having
left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka
at 4:19 p.m., at a speed of 35 mph.
Love this one:
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across
the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having
left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka
at 4:19 p.m., at a speed of 35 mph.
Posted: May 17, 2006 10:39 pm
The answer is "C" (much like the letter after B and before D).alphabits wrote:OMG - those are awesome!!
Love this one:
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across
the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having
left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka
at 4:19 p.m., at a speed of 35 mph.
Posted: May 18, 2006 12:31 am
28. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it
to the wall
That was my Stapler I brought it from home
to the wall
That was my Stapler I brought it from home
Posted: May 18, 2006 10:17 am
That had to be the best one. The imagery was so vivid.SMLCHNG wrote: McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag
filled with vegetable soup.
Posted: May 18, 2006 10:56 am
This one cracks me up:
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either,
but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land
mine or something.
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either,
but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land
mine or something.