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ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » May 19, 2006 12:43 pm

Sorry...I was inspired by a goat......

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime

4) own a patient cat

5) drink too much tequila

6) and it's football season?

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » May 19, 2006 12:52 pm

ToplessRideFL wrote:Sorry...I was inspired by a goat......

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime

4) own a patient cat

5) drink too much tequila

6) and it's football season?

. . .woooooo . . .

. .that is sooooooooooo much a goat doing . . . !! ! !

thegoatgod · Post by **thegoatgod** » May 19, 2006 12:56 pm

Yep I shoulda know it would be you two that would start a thread picking on me. 3 am wakeup calls sound fun?

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » May 19, 2006 1:00 pm

What a waste...there are so many better ways to use a sharp knife on a cat.

thegoatgod · Post by **thegoatgod** » May 19, 2006 1:03 pm

rednekkPH wrote:What a waste...there are so many better ways to use a sharp knife on a cat.

I agree.

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » May 19, 2006 4:14 pm

thegoatgod wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:What a waste...there are so many better ways to use a sharp knife on a cat.
I agree.

OR on GOATS

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » May 19, 2006 4:16 pm

Goat + Jeep = dead cat

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » May 19, 2006 4:30 pm

Capt.Flock wrote:Goat + Jeep = dead cat

I give up

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » May 19, 2006 4:31 pm

Goat has been know to kill animals with his Jeep

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » May 19, 2006 4:43 pm

rednekkPH wrote:What a waste...there are so many better ways to use a sharp knife on a cat.

Cat Lo Mein
Sweet & Sour Cat
Jerk Cat
Chicken Fried Cat
Cat Fritters
Cat Scampi
Sesame Cat
Gato Adovada
Cat Gumbo
Broiled Cat
Steamed Cat
Cat Jumbalaya
Cat Pot Pie
Cat Dijon
Cat L'Orange
Parmesan Cat
...

Sam · Post by **Sam** » May 19, 2006 5:25 pm

Sidew13 wrote:
thegoatgod wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:What a waste...there are so many better ways to use a sharp knife on a cat.
I agree.
OR on GOATS

Yep as in neutering them or slicing a ham or shoulder off, throwing them on the bbq.
OR
cutting the meat up for curry, or any other numerous and countless number of recipes that call for goat.
OR
in just even removing their beard or their tail
OR
cleaning and trimming their hooves if they are a nice goat....

I have heard goat eyes are suppose to be a delicacy in parts of the middle east so another use of the knive to remove them and find out.

Not to mention the damage one could do with a knifem to a vehicle that intentionally ran over your cat.....

jonesbeach10 · Post by **jonesbeach10** » May 19, 2006 6:07 pm

ToplessRideFL wrote:Sorry...I was inspired by a goat......

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime

4) own a patient cat

5) drink too much tequila

6) and it's football season?

Where is this taking place, America or Korea, cuz I think the result is slightly different if it was Korea?

jonesbeach10 · Post by **jonesbeach10** » May 19, 2006 6:08 pm

Capt.Flock wrote:Goat + Jeep = Live but angered Bambi

Fixed it for ya.

Quiet and Shy · Post by **Quiet and Shy** » May 19, 2006 6:55 pm

I thought it was:

Goat + Deer = Dead Jeep

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » May 19, 2006 8:18 pm

GrannaC · Post by **GrannaC** » May 19, 2006 9:41 pm

Back it on down, now, or I'll show you what to do with a knife.....

For starters.... don't bring it to a fight with a cat lover who owns a gun

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