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This great man said...

Posted: May 20, 2006 2:20 am
by Midnight Flyer
Upon coming home very late and drunk he was met by his very irate wife yelling at him that he was drunk. His response:

"Yes my dear I am drunk and you are ugly. In the morning I will wake up sober but you will still be ugly. Good Night!"

-Winston Churchill 8)

Posted: May 20, 2006 2:28 am
by Brown Eyed Girl
Somebody's been drankin 'ritas at Las Brisas... :roll: :wink: :P

Posted: May 20, 2006 2:36 am
by Midnight Flyer
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Somebody's been drankin 'ritas at Las Brisas... :roll: :wink: :P
Yep! 8) :-? 8)

Re: This great man said...

Posted: May 20, 2006 2:49 am
by Sam
Midnight Flyer wrote:Upon coming home very late and drunk he was met by his very irate wife yelling at him that he was drunk. His response:

"Yes my dear I am drunk and you are ugly. In the morning I will wake up sober but you will still be ugly. Good Night!"

-Winston Churchill 8)


You left out Brave or Extremely THUPID....... LOL

Re: This great man said...

Posted: May 20, 2006 7:03 am
by ragtopW
Sam wrote:
Midnight Flyer wrote:Upon coming home very late and drunk he was met by his very irate wife yelling at him that he was drunk. His response:

"Yes my dear I am drunk and you are ugly. In the morning I will wake up sober but you will still be ugly. Good Night!"

-Winston Churchill 8)


You left out Brave or Extremely THUPID....... LOL
are you sure it wasn't John Bobbit????

Re: This great man said...

Posted: May 20, 2006 11:44 am
by Jahfin
Midnight Flyer wrote:Upon coming home very late and drunk he was met by his very irate wife yelling at him that he was drunk. His response:

"Yes my dear I am drunk and you are ugly. In the morning I will wake up sober but you will still be ugly. Good Night!"

-Winston Churchill 8)
Which must have been the inspiration for this James McMurtry lyric from his song Red Dress:

Yes I'm drunk but damn you're ugly
Tell you one thing yes I will
Tomorrow morning I'll be sober
You'll be just as ugly still

Re: This great man said...

Posted: May 20, 2006 7:20 pm
by Sam
ragtopW wrote:
Sam wrote:
Midnight Flyer wrote:Upon coming home very late and drunk he was met by his very irate wife yelling at him that he was drunk. His response:

"Yes my dear I am drunk and you are ugly. In the morning I will wake up sober but you will still be ugly. Good Night!"

-Winston Churchill 8)


You left out Brave or Extremely THUPID....... LOL
are you sure it wasn't John Bobbit????
Or one of the guys that woke up with his penis superglued to his tummy or thigh or leg or wherever the woman /wife superglued it to?