Fold, Roll, or Wad?

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » May 30, 2006 1:54 pm

buffettbride wrote:
Tequila Revenge wrote:
LIPH wrote:With all the old jokes, I'm surprised nobody else mentioned it before I did.

I started with a Sears ans Roebuck catalog but deleted it because didn't think anyone would get it
Why not a WalMarts circular?

Fixed that for you....gotta say it like the folks that shop there!

carolinagirl · Post by **carolinagirl** » May 30, 2006 2:11 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:
buffettbride wrote:And I don't fold my underwear, they just get tossed in a drawer. I don't have time to fold underwear.
I fold them.

I fold underwear, too. My son asked me, "Why do we have to fold underwear?" It just goes in the drawer neater. If you saw the clothes all over the room, you'd think I was crazy. Gotta be neat somewhere, I guess!

Oh, and I'm a roller.

carolinagirl · Post by **carolinagirl** » May 30, 2006 2:17 pm

fins2theleft wrote:i still wanna know what "over the falls" is .....missed that yesterday

oh and wad btb

I think they said it meant how you hang the roll over the top. To me, it sounded like peeing while you flush so nobody could hear you pee.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » May 30, 2006 3:51 pm

carolinagirl wrote:To me, it sounded like peeing while you flush so nobody could hear you pee.

I do that.

Dally · Post by **Dally** » May 30, 2006 4:11 pm

buffettbride wrote:
carolinagirl wrote:To me, it sounded like peeing while you flush so nobody could hear you pee.
I do that.

gotta love those courtesy flushes!

fins2theleft · Post by **fins2theleft** » May 30, 2006 4:12 pm

buffettbride wrote:
carolinagirl wrote:To me, it sounded like peeing while you flush so nobody could hear you pee.
I do that.

i won't even go if someone else is in there, well at least a work....if i'm a real public place like the mall or somewhere like that its usually too loud to hear it anyway

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » May 30, 2006 4:15 pm

fins2theleft wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
carolinagirl wrote:To me, it sounded like peeing while you flush so nobody could hear you pee.
I do that.
i won't even go if someone else is in there, well at least a work....if i'm a real public place like the mall or somewhere like that its usually too loud to hear it anyway

there's hardly any other women on my floor, so i've never really run into that problem here. i don't care if weird random mall people hear me pee.

Desdamona · Post by **Desdamona** » May 30, 2006 6:32 pm

Correct aka "over the falls" (but on an odd holder...)

INCORRECT (and should only be seen as a
graphic image, never in real life! )

I pinch...

One of those amusing translations by non-English speakers

And finally...

Very confusing advertising copy ?????

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » May 30, 2006 6:55 pm

I usually tuck the wad to the left............wait........what are we talking about again?

Alan11 · Post by **Alan11** » May 30, 2006 6:56 pm

I know it is from overseas but at 8.00 a roll whatever currency it is in, the sit and smile better wipe my ass with a smile for that price

tjtryon · Post by **tjtryon** » May 30, 2006 7:18 pm

If you are talking about dollar bills, I prefer to tuck them

- actually I wad them in my pocket. If you are talking about TP, I just use the 3 sea shells...

Post by **SMLCHNG** » May 30, 2006 7:58 pm

tjtryon wrote:If you are talking about dollar bills, I prefer to tuck them - actually I wad them in my pocket. If you are talking about TP, I just use the 3 sea shells...

Have you changed your name to John Spartan??

BilltheLizard · Post by **BilltheLizard** » May 30, 2006 8:05 pm

Hey Mal, why wasn't there a bidet option on this poll????

Nothing like a cool blast of water to clean the ole..........well, you fill in the blank.

Perhaps fill in the blank wasn't such a good choice of words.

RhumChum · Post by **RhumChum** » May 30, 2006 8:25 pm

Moonie wrote:

hehehe I stay lost...

No all who are lost wander ...

Desdamona · Post by **Desdamona** » May 31, 2006 12:01 am

Alan11 wrote:I know it is from overseas but at 8.00 a roll whatever currency it is in, the sit and smile better wipe my ass with a smile for that price

What if you have wonderful colours to choose from for only
€2.07 per roll (or the specially packaged €7.15 3-pack)?

It is 3-ply after all...

citcat · Post by **citcat** » May 31, 2006 12:38 pm

That there dark colored stuff can't be good for your booty.

But three-ply? COOL!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » May 31, 2006 12:51 pm

citcat wrote:That there dark colored stuff can't be good for your booty.
But three-ply? COOL!

I had a part-time job in a supermarket when I was in college. One week TP was on sale and a woman asked another employee if we had blue. He told her "take white, your ass will never know the difference." He was unemployed shortly after that.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » May 31, 2006 12:55 pm

citcat wrote:That there dark colored stuff can't be good for your booty.
But three-ply? COOL!

Can you spare a ply?

citcat · Post by **citcat** » May 31, 2006 12:56 pm

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » May 31, 2006 6:26 pm

citcat wrote:That there dark colored stuff can't be good for your booty.
But three-ply? COOL!

Imagine brown colored toilet paper.........

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