A (fairly) clean sex joke

[Wino you know]

If you haven't heard the Harry Belafonte song called "Shame & Scandal":
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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad!,
Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most
beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.

After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with
you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years.
She's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much
excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot.
Susan is
actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

George was brokenhearted. After eight months he eventually started
dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly
announced,
"Diane said yes! We're getting married in June!"

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke
the sad news. "Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry
about this."
George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the
news his father had shared. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm
never going
to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells
me the girl is my half sister."

"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any
attention to what he says. He's not really your father."

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