Rumsfeld is reporting to the President and the Cabinet.
He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq ."
The President says, "Oh, my God!" and he buries his
head in his hands. The entire Cabinet is stunned.
Usually George Bush shows minimal reaction to these reports.
Just then, Bush looks up and says, "How many is a Brazilian??"
"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats." Mark Twain
