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PIA
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well my dad keeps asking if i want to live to see my next birthday...so who knows when he will snap and if i will even make it to 70 :lol: :lol: :lol:

ps...not all old people drive slow my gramma drives way too fast :o
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PIA wrote:well my dad keeps asking if i want to live to see my next birthday...so who knows when he will snap and if i will even make it to 70 :lol: :lol: :lol:

ps...not all old people drive slow my gramma drives way too fast :o
So does my grandfather... he also runs red lights :o
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prrthd1987 wrote:
PIA wrote:well my dad keeps asking if i want to live to see my next birthday...so who knows when he will snap and if i will even make it to 70 :lol: :lol: :lol:

ps...not all old people drive slow my gramma drives way too fast :o
So does my grandfather... he also runs red lights :o
my gramma has lost 3 doors from backing out of the garage with a door open...and while she was still teaching she was late and forgot to put the car in park and it hit the school... :roll: :lol: gotta love her
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He was drivin' slower than the speed of smell.
hahaha that's a funny expression.
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OceanCityGirl wrote:
He was drivin' slower than the speed of smell.
hahaha that's a funny expression.
Yeah, I stole that one from Ron White.
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alphabits wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote:
He was drivin' slower than the speed of smell.
hahaha that's a funny expression.
Yeah, I stole that one from Ron White.
What exactly IS the speed of smell? :-? :lol:

And don't ya know that turn signals actually help make the car turn, that's why you don't turn them on til partway thru the turn. :roll: :-?
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Brown Eyed Girl wrote:What exactly IS the speed of smell? :-? :lol:
Technically it breaks down something like this:
Let SOS = the speed of smell
Let T = the time it takes the bouquet of partially-digested refried beans to travel from the point of expulsion to the nose of the closest innocent bystander
Let D = the distance traveled.
The formula would be: SOS = D / T
Or in layman's terms: SOS = PU!
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