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Wino you know wrote:

LIPH wrote:Those young whippersnappers should be as spry as I am when they're my age.

They'll be lucky if they're ALIVE when they're our age.
so will five or six other people here

But I am your age, getting better every day

Wino you know wrote: About the only draw back I've experienced from being a member is the GA-ZILLION friggin' magazines I get in the mail every week.
Our mail box is located across the street (we live in a very small town), and every day I can hear the mailman cussing my ancestors as he stops to deposit my mail.

For some reason, my english speaking parents (I'm like a 4th generation American) always seem to get the AARP magazines in spanish, despite their repeated callings to send them the English version.

There is a large hispanic (read: day laborer) community north of town, but not really anywhere near their house.

Right after I turned 25 AARP mailed me an invitation to join. Methinks a computer somewhere screwed up.