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My wife and her "we never go out anywhere nice". Sheesh.

Okay ... so tonight I'm taking her out to the National Theater in Washington, DC to see the national touring version of the 2005 Broadway Tony Awards winner of "Best Musical".

Now how great is that of me to do for her I ask you? I'm doing this all for her. Expensive orchestra seats even, 5th row ..... yet somehow she's still complaining. I mean, Monty Python's "Spamalot" ...... What's not to love!? But women just don't seem to appreciate the fine cultural humor that is Monty Python ...... go figure.

Too bad they haven't yet made a Broadway Three Stooges musical. Now THAT I would line up to see!!

Buy her flowers tomorrow. You'll be good.

surfpirate wrote:My wife and her "we never go out anywhere nice". Sheesh.

Okay ... so tonight I'm taking her out to the National Theater in Washington, DC to see the national touring version of the 2005 Broadway Tony Awards winner of "Best Musical".

Now how great is that of me to do for her I ask you? I'm doing this all for her. Expensive orchestra seats even, 5th row ..... yet somehow she's still complaining. I mean, Monty Python's "Spamalot" ...... What's not to love!? But women just don't seem to appreciate the fine cultural humor that is Monty Python ...... go figure.

Too bad they haven't yet made a Broadway Three Stooges musical. Now THAT I would line up to see!!

Aaaah...how about correcting that to read...Some women....etc, etc..

I wouldn't pass up a change to see it..with no complaints...I find Monty Python's fine cultural humor entertaining and quite enlightening...almost since the invention of The Flying Circus...

well, just in case there's anyone out there who thinks this would be a good idea for a date with me.....

it would be!!!!




Monty Python is great, and I have wanted to see this since I first heard about it.

all I can say is

Bless you heart.... ( all southern women know what I mean by that)

. .here . .let me make you a sandwich before you go . . ! !

can i get some cheese with the whine?

sunseeker wrote:all I can say is

Bless you heart.... ( all southern women know what I mean by that)

And some damn yankees learned about that lovely saying.

A nice bunny will cheer her up...

rednekkPH wrote:A nice bunny will cheer her up...

It's got great big fangs!!

rednekkPH wrote:A nice bunny will cheer her up...

or...A SPANKING!

Bubbaphan wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:A nice bunny will cheer her up...

or...A SPANKING!

And after that...the oral sex!

sunseeker wrote:all I can say is

Bless you heart.... ( all southern women know what I mean by that)

"bless your heart" = Nice try sucker.. and if you think you are sleeping anywhere other than the couch, or seeing me in KW Jammies before I'm 50, you got another think coming..

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!!!


i love the humor in monty python...guess i get it from my dad because my mom absolutely hates it and doesnt think its funny at all....

but i heard spamalot is awesome...several of my friends have seen it!!!

Perhaps a nice shrubbery would please her ... and then I'll cut down the mightiest tree in the forest ....... with ....... a HERRING!

Wow! I am SO eager to see Spamalot now! (and where were all you Python loving women in my dating days? Don't get me wrong .. I love my wife, but this is so nice to hear that SOME women are Pythonheads!)

As a woman who was never a huge Monty Python fan---I saw Spamalot in its Chicago previews before it went to Broadway, and it was hilarious!

surfpirate wrote:Perhaps a nice shrubbery would please her ... and then I'll cut down the mightiest tree in the forest ....... with ....... a HERRING!

Wow! I am SO eager to see Spamalot now! (and where were all you Python loving women in my dating days? Don't get me wrong .. I love my wife, but this is so nice to hear that SOME women are Pythonheads!)

you know whats bad...i have lines from the movie downloaded on my computer and on cds....

comtnfish wrote:well, just in case there's anyone out there who thinks this would be a good idea for a date with me.....

it would be!!!!




Monty Python is great, and I have wanted to see this since I first heard about it.

You and me both, Jen. Was sorry I missed Spamalot (and Wicked) while I was recuperating in LA for 6 mos.

Heck, I went on a date once where we constantly were throwing lines from Holy Grail back and forth and laughing ourselves sick. Not sure anyone else in the bar was nearly as amused as we were...but we had fun. We drove our friends nuts whenever we were with them.

rednekkPH wrote:

Bubbaphan wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:A nice bunny will cheer her up...

or...A SPANKING!

And after that...the oral sex!

Frankie, Frankie, Frankie...

(dang, ya beat me to it).

Oh, don't grovel!
One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry
this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'.