RinglingRingling wrote:famous navigator and instrumentologist?
...that is one way to look at things!
Well I’m a tidal pool explorer
From the days of my misspent youth
I believe that down on the beach
Where the seagulls preach
Is where the Chinese buried the truth... --Coastal Confessions
My bad was when I first heard Volcano a very long time ago I though the chourus went "I don't know where I'm a gunna go when the bar is closed"
Oh well I was in a bar and it sounded good at the time...
Stizz wrote:"Remember the night in my trailer when we said there'd be no room for doubt...
Steve! Does Amy know about this??
j/k bud...couldn't resist.
Amy is the Queen of misheard lyrics - I will see if we can remember any good ones.
If you all want to see the big database of these, check out kissthisguy.com "scuse me, while I Kiss This Guy" has to be the all-time classic, although we are going to pass on the "I'm afraid of Dumbo" line on to JB.
I bought that book when it first came out years ago...some of them had me howling.
To this day I will still sing "Baking Carrot Biscuits" instead of Taking Care of Business. There's another one I will always substitute too but can't think of it right now.
My bro and I used to drive down the road rewriting the lyrics to various songs and cracking ourselves up. Those were good times...I miss them.
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:I bought that book when it first came out years ago...some of them had me howling.
To this day I will still sing "Baking Carrot Biscuits" instead of Taking Care of Business. There's another one I will always substitute too but can't think of it right now.
My bro and I used to drive down the road rewriting the lyrics to various songs and cracking ourselves up. Those were good times...I miss them.
I have that book...and I STILL sing...
"There's a bathroom on the right......"
"I know it's a shabby old building but after all ain't we God's children
And Lord it's a good place for hangin' out .."
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:I bought that book when it first came out years ago...some of them had me howling.
To this day I will still sing "Baking Carrot Biscuits" instead of Taking Care of Business. There's another one I will always substitute too but can't think of it right now.
My bro and I used to drive down the road rewriting the lyrics to various songs and cracking ourselves up. Those were good times...I miss them.
I have that book...and I STILL sing...
"There's a bathroom on the right......"
The last time I saw John Fogerty he sang "there's a bathroom on the right" one time through the chorus.
Real: I left for Tampico last July
Me: I left Fort Tampico last July
Real: Then to greet us, were pretty senioritas, I swore that I would not go home then
Me: Head to the Gritas, for pretty senioritas, I swore that I would not go home late.
Real: When the man looked in the window of the bar and he grinned
Me: When the man looked in the window of the party game
I also couldn't make out Federales.
Sometimes more than others,
we see who and what and where we are,
I'm just a one man band,
With my feet in the sand,
Tonight I just need my guitar
jonesbeach10 wrote:I have to add about half of Tampico Trauma:
Real: I left for Tampico last July
Me: I left Fort Tampico last July
Real: Then to greet us, were pretty senioritas, I swore that I would not go home then
Me: Head to the Gritas, for pretty senioritas, I swore that I would not go home late.
Real: When the man looked in the window of the bar and he grinned
Me: When the man looked in the window of the party game
I also couldn't make out Federales.
Well, if you ever head to Tampico, you might want to take a translator along!
"Reading departure signs in some big airport reminds me of the places I've been"