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Did a mini road trip with my daughter today....we were listening to BHOM and singing along....of course....I about drove off the road laughing....she was singing the part "He gave me my first sextant And he taught me how to fly"......

Except she sang it "He gave me my first sex talk and he taught me how to fly".......

It did lead to an educational talk though.......
about sextants.....not the other!

Love that, Paige!

Teeheehee!
Good one!

good one..

pbans wrote:Did a mini road trip with my daughter today....we were listening to BHOM and singing along....of course....I about drove off the road laughing....she was singing the part "He gave me my first sextant And he taught me how to fly"......

Except she sang it "He gave me my first sex talk and he taught me how to fly".......

It did lead to an educational talk though.......
about sextants.....not the other!

nice!

A sextent?

I remember those when I was younger. They came up at the worst times.

Simply ComplicatedI used to think that the words were "Tits and ass and butts" instead of "Ifs and ands and buts"
Oooops

chargeit wrote:Simply ComplicatedI used to think that the words were "Tits and ass and butts" instead of "Ifs and ands and buts"
Oooops

honest mistake......

I always thought it was Cadging Martinis
not Cajun

The very first time I heard "Fins," I thought he was singing "DANCE to the left, DANCE to the right."

Of course, I always enjoy it when Jimmy messes up the words intentionally. Like the time he was singing "Brown Eyed Girl," he sang "Going down to the old mine, with a tramp and her sister's radio.

And 2000 in Las Vegas, the week before he did the Hawaii concert, when he was singing "Trying To Reason With the Hurricane Season," he sang "In a week I'll be in HAH-Y-EE, that's a mighty long airplane ride."

Tell me the man isn't creative.

pbans wrote:Did a mini road trip with my daughter today....we were listening to BHOM and singing along....of course....I about drove off the road laughing....she was singing the part "He gave me my first sextant And he taught me how to fly"......

Except she sang it "He gave me my first sex talk and he taught me how to fly".......

It did lead to an educational talk though.......
about sextants.....not the other!

Geeezz....all my daughter asked me what was 'What is a sextent!'

Of course I had explain about Oscar Wilde.....lol.....

Marnin Grita Guy wrote:A sextent?

I remember those when I was younger. They came up at the worst times.

A friend of mine thought that the words to Volcano were "I don't know where I'm gonna go when the bar comes to close"!!!!!!

Wino you know wrote:The very first time I heard "Fins," I thought he was singing "DANCE to the left, DANCE to the right."
Of course, I always enjoy it when Jimmy messes up the words intentionally. Like the time he was singing "Brown Eyed Girl," he sang "Going down to the old mine, with a tramp and her sister's radio.

And 2000 in Las Vegas, the week before he did the Hawaii concert, when he was singing "Trying To Reason With the Hurricane Season," he sang "In a week I'll be in HAH-Y-EE, that's a mighty long airplane ride."

Tell me the man isn't creative.

You're not alone...........that's what my daughter thought too She still messes it up to that sometimes

One of my co-workers keets STILL sings it as "Stepped on a pop-tart"
And for the longest time I thought the line from CILCIA was "Yesterday's over for sure - so I can't look back for too long"

ScarletB wrote:One of my co-workers keets STILL sings it as "Stepped on a pop-tart"
And for the longest time I thought the line from CILCIA was "Yesterday's over for sure - so I can't look back for too long"

POP TART!!!!!! That is cute!!!!

Soraya wrote:

pbans wrote:Did a mini road trip with my daughter today....we were listening to BHOM and singing along....of course....I about drove off the road laughing....she was singing the part "He gave me my first sextant And he taught me how to fly"......

Except she sang it "He gave me my first sex talk and he taught me how to fly".......

It did lead to an educational talk though.......
about sextants.....not the other!

Geeezz....all my daughter asked me what was 'What is a sextent!'

Of course I had explain about Oscar Wilde.....lol.....

famous navigator and instrumentologist?

I chose my screen name because I thought that's what he was singing... Then of course came the thread to explain your screen name and I quickly found out the right words

mermaidindisguise wrote:I chose my screen name because I thought that's what he was singing... Then of course came the thread to explain your screen name and I quickly found out the right words

and by then you had a post count in the thousands and couldn't go back? right?

when i was little i used to sing "yo FIGARO, a baliar en mexico" in desparation samba....


and i thought it was STEAK and not snake in gypsies in the palace...

and im not gonna lie i thought creola was about crayons...