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I JUST got a new cell phone and I SWEAR one of the warnings is "Do not put cellphone in microwave"!!

HMMm what wine would you serve with that???

FarsideCobbPH wrote:I JUST got a new cell phone and I SWEAR one of the warnings is "Do not put cellphone in microwave"!!

That is almost as good as my all time favorite product warning:

On a chainsaw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

My wife and I had cell phones but got rid of them when the contract was up, too much of this:

Soraya wrote:

FarsideCobbPH wrote:I JUST got a new cell phone and I SWEAR one of the warnings is "Do not put cellphone in microwave"!!

That is almost as good as my all time favorite product warning:

On a chainsaw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

In view of the fact that most product warnings arise from previous incidents, I'm trying very hard to not think about exactly how this one originated!

flyboy55 wrote:

Soraya wrote:

FarsideCobbPH wrote:I JUST got a new cell phone and I SWEAR one of the warnings is "Do not put cellphone in microwave"!!

That is almost as good as my all time favorite product warning:

On a chainsaw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

In view of the fact that most product warnings arise from previous incidents, I'm trying very hard to not think about exactly how this one originated!

it was all fun and games, "betcha ya won't do this, Timmy", until Timmy castrated himself with a 16" McCulloch... it would have stopped sooner, but the chain was self-lubricating..

FarsideCobbPH wrote:I JUST got a new cell phone and I SWEAR one of the warnings is "Do not put cellphone in microwave"!!

Geez. Unbelievable.

(So what happened when you did it?)

RinglingRingling wrote:

flyboy55 wrote:

Soraya wrote:

FarsideCobbPH wrote:I JUST got a new cell phone and I SWEAR one of the warnings is "Do not put cellphone in microwave"!!

That is almost as good as my all time favorite product warning:

On a chainsaw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

In view of the fact that most product warnings arise from previous incidents, I'm trying very hard to not think about exactly how this one originated!

it was all fun and games, "betcha ya won't do this, Timmy", until Timmy castrated himself with a 16" McCulloch... it would have stopped sooner, but the chain was self-lubricating..

Famous last words: "Hold my beer and watch this."

bravedave wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

flyboy55 wrote:

Soraya wrote:

FarsideCobbPH wrote:I JUST got a new cell phone and I SWEAR one of the warnings is "Do not put cellphone in microwave"!!

That is almost as good as my all time favorite product warning:

On a chainsaw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

In view of the fact that most product warnings arise from previous incidents, I'm trying very hard to not think about exactly how this one originated!

it was all fun and games, "betcha ya won't do this, Timmy", until Timmy castrated himself with a 16" McCulloch... it would have stopped sooner, but the chain was self-lubricating..

Famous last words: "Hold my beer and watch this."

"And now on "Ed Sullivan", little George Hookforahand will demonstrate his famous chainsaw juggling routine."

I was in the emergency room at the same time once as a fellow who was drankin before going out to cut some firewood with his chainsaw.

nutmeg wrote:I was in the emergency room at the same time once as a fellow who was drankin before going out to cut some firewood with his chainsaw.

up in Northern MN, the guy who owned the local cable company (back before TW/Comcast/Cox bought up everything...) was splitting cut firewood while drinking..

hydraulic splitter.. slow reaction times..

he'll never get frostbite in those fingers again..

I think this needs to be in the "And Now For Something Different Thread..."

Special Product Label Warning Edition.