How to identify a Canadian driver:

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ragtopW
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How to identify a Canadian driver:

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1. - One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL


2. - One hand on wheel, one finger out window: TORONTO


3. - One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across
all lanes of traffic: OTTAWA


4. - Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: SASKATOON, but driving in TORONTO


5. - Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in the back seat: QUEBEC CITY


6. - One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging
head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: VANCOUVER


7. - One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
between both feet being on the brake and both feet on the
accelerator, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: RED DEER


8. - Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear
window, beer cans on the floor, raccoon tails attached to the
antenna: PRINCE GEORGE


9. - Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
windshield driving 40 km/hr on Hwy 1 in the left lane with the
left blinker on: VICTORIA


10. - One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt
scrapper in hand out front window scrapping frost, Guess Who on
8 track playing Share The Land, hockey equipment smelling up
car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to
finish clearing intersection: WINNIPEG
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Post by aeroparrot »

Saw this with U.S. cities listed. :o
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It gets a lot colder in Saskatoon...
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Love it.... all those other lane changers in Ottawa drive me crazy! :o
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