Man says he's tired of being mistaken for Michael Jordan

Hoosier PH · Post by **Hoosier PH** » July 12, 2006 8:38 pm

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288

A Portland, Ore. man has filed a lawsuit for $832 million, saying he is tired of being mistaken for Michael Jordan, according to KGW-TV.

The television station's Web site says Allen Heckard filed the suit against His Airness and Nike founder Phil Knight on June 29 in county court, claiming to have been mistaken for the basketball legend nearly every day for the past 15 years.

jonesbeach10 · Post by **jonesbeach10** » July 12, 2006 8:45 pm

Because it was Jordan's fault that he excelled at basketball and they happen to look alike.

I wonder if he ever heard of a wig?

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » July 12, 2006 8:46 pm

maybe I should sue Louie Anderson

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 12, 2006 8:56 pm

sonofabeach wrote:maybe I should sue Louie Anderson

you probably have more money than Louie does at this point..

CapnK · Post by **CapnK** » July 12, 2006 8:59 pm

This may be the stupidest lawsuit I've ever heard of.

Bet MJ's lawyers didn't see this one coming.

ladyparrothead · Post by **ladyparrothead** » July 12, 2006 10:15 pm

Can we say frivolous (sp?) lawsuit?

spendingmoney · Post by **spendingmoney** » July 12, 2006 11:00 pm

Mr. Heckhard, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » July 12, 2006 11:14 pm

sonofabeach wrote:maybe I should sue Louie Anderson

Mr Clean for me..

Post by **SMLCHNG** » July 12, 2006 11:15 pm

spendingmoney wrote:Mr. Heckhard, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Perfect.

AdamBomb8 · Post by **AdamBomb8** » July 13, 2006 12:51 am

This guy will get nothing, he's just looking to make a buck the easy way.

~ Parrot Bay ~ · Post by **~ Parrot Bay ~** » July 13, 2006 9:46 am

The guy looks more like Jimmie "JJ" Walker to me.

flyboy55 · Post by **flyboy55** » July 13, 2006 10:54 am

I think he should also sue Lou Gossett Jr.

Nole Pirate · Post by **Nole Pirate** » July 13, 2006 11:04 am

His attorney should be disbarred for bringing something stupid like this forward.

pbans · Post by **pbans** » July 13, 2006 11:07 am

ragtopW wrote:
sonofabeach wrote:maybe I should sue Louie Anderson
Mr Clean for me..

Pamela Anderson for me.....happens all the time, I get so tired of it.

BuckeyeParrothead · Post by **BuckeyeParrothead** » July 13, 2006 11:23 am

spendingmoney wrote:Mr. Heckhard, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Gotta love Billy Madison! I keep waiting for my perfect opportunity to use this quote! Working with the morons I work with, it won't be long!

dean_siu · Post by **dean_siu** » July 13, 2006 11:27 am

~ Parrot Bay ~ wrote:The guy looks more like Jimmie "JJ" Walker to me.

JJ doesn't have as much money for this scumbag to go after.

AdamBomb8 · Post by **AdamBomb8** » July 13, 2006 11:48 am

This guy is a complete

and isn't going to get anything. The courts will recognize hime for what he is, someone looking to make a quick buck the easy way.

purpleskye · Post by **purpleskye** » July 13, 2006 1:22 pm

Unbelievable!!!

citcat · Post by **citcat** » July 13, 2006 1:41 pm

pbans wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
sonofabeach wrote:maybe I should sue Louie Anderson
Mr Clean for me..
Pamela Anderson for me.....happens all the time, I get so tired of it.

You, too? Let's get a two-person class action suit against her !

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » July 13, 2006 1:43 pm

citcat wrote:
pbans wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
sonofabeach wrote:maybe I should sue Louie Anderson
Mr Clean for me..
Pamela Anderson for me.....happens all the time, I get so tired of it.

You, too? Let's get a two-person class action suit against her !

Make that a 3-person suit.