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I have always enjoyed lobster. It is delicious. However, now it causes me much digestive distress and this distresses me. I am bothered by this new life change.
Plus, as I get older, mosquitos find me more and more appealing. This is not nice either.
Thank you.

GAAAA!!!!!

Oh well, more lobster and less bugs for me.

lilsalty wrote:I have always enjoyed lobster. It is delicious. However, now it causes me much digestive distress and this distresses me. I am bothered by this new life change.
Plus, as I get older, mosquitos find me more and more appealing. This is not nice either.
Thank you.

Try eating digestive enzymes with the lobstah. You can get them at a health food store.

oooo digestive enzymes....I shall try that, for I do not desire to give up lobster for all eternity.

a) loss of lobster as a diet ingredient isn't so bad. Remember, you get what they eat..
b) the mosquitoes issue is due to the amount of perspiration, heavy breathing, and cholesterol sweated out on your skin.

lilsalty wrote:I have always enjoyed lobster. It is delicious. However, now it causes me much digestive distress and this distresses me. I am bothered by this new life change.
Plus, as I get older, mosquitos find me more and more appealing. This is not nice either.
Thank you.

you breathe in oxygen..give off carbon dioxide..

mosquitoes are attracted to carbon dioxide..

that's how a mosquito magnet works...and it's been working overtime here, recently...

I'm going to have to stop breathing out so much.

Try breathing through your eyelids.
I'm here to help!

Moonie wrote:

lilsalty wrote:I have always enjoyed lobster. It is delicious. However, now it causes me much digestive distress and this distresses me. I am bothered by this new life change.
Plus, as I get older, mosquitos find me more and more appealing. This is not nice either.
Thank you.

you breathe in oxygen..give off carbon dioxide..

mosquitoes are attracted to carbon dioxide..

that's how a mosquito magnet works...and it's been working overtime here, recently...

I must breathe out unheard of quantities of carbon dioxide. I can't tell you how many times I've received multiple mosquito bites when others I am with haven't received a one....

Good luck with the lobster, lilsalty.

Tonight I just had a cheeseburger, and I have not been bitten by a mosquito today. Hurrah!

Didja have lotsa ONIONS on that CB?

Well, you could try to drink more so you wouldn't feel the effects of the lobster and misquitos.

Drink to those life changes!!

Drink to those life changes!![/quote]

CHEERS!!!!!