Jimmy Buffett and intimacy

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 18, 2006 11:23 am

redparrot26 wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I had to think long and hard about this. Jimmy isn't music I normally think of as 'sexy' music, but there's something about a jacuzzi and putting on the Volcano album that is just awesome. It starts out upbeat, and by the time you get to "Survive" it's all about the lovin'.

Jimmy has some great love songs that put you in the mood, but maybe not for the duration of the main event. I kinda like makin' my own music.
Um-K......not saying another word.

It's prolly better that way.

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » July 18, 2006 11:44 am

If my honey wants me, I don't care if a John Philip Sousa march is playing

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 18, 2006 11:45 am

Cubbie Bear wrote:If my honey wants me, I don't care if a John Philip Sousa march is playing

76 trombones led the big parade...

there's trouble in river city.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 18, 2006 11:46 am

Cubbie Bear wrote:If my honey wants me, I don't care if a John Philip Sousa march is playing

Marches probably do help with the whole rhythm issue.

trojan_sixtyone · Post by **trojan_sixtyone** » July 18, 2006 11:59 am

RinglingRingling wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:If my honey wants me, I don't care if a John Philip Sousa march is playing
Marches probably do help with the whole rhythm issue.

I guess you could bring new meaning to "marching to the beat of your own drum"? But in the sexual context, "marching to the beat of your own drum" sounds more life self-stimulation.

Ceol na Mara · Post by **Ceol na Mara** » July 18, 2006 1:08 pm

So the sociologist professor was conducting a study in an adult ed class.

"How many of you have intimacy (since that's the word we're using in this thread) several times a week?" A few people raised their hands.

"How many have it once a week?" Several more hands raised.

"How about every couple of weeks?" A few more.

"Every month?" A few more.

"How many have intimacy once a year?"
One man began waving his hand wildly and jumping up and down.

"Sir, if you only have intimacy once a year, why are you so excited about it?"

"Tonight's the night!!!!"
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Sorry, this thread made me think of that joke.

moeron · Post by **moeron** » July 18, 2006 1:12 pm

I'm Married. That dosen't happen anymore

Man! Iv'e got to get a girlphriend

trojan_sixtyone · Post by **trojan_sixtyone** » July 18, 2006 1:30 pm

moeron wrote:I'm Married. That dosen't happen anymore Man! Iv'e got to get a girlphriend

Well, if you do that you have to follow one of two paths:

1) Make sure your wife doesn't find out about the girlphriend, or

2) Make sure your wife is good with a video camera.

citcat · Post by **citcat** » July 18, 2006 1:30 pm

Not to Jimmy's music.

Two of the sexiest songs I've heard are "Hang On Sloopy" and "Crimson and Clover". Not because of the words, but something about the drums, the beat.......I'm getting a little frisky thinking about it. Drum beats, that must be it. I think I like drummers, at least I did while I was single....what the heck does this mean?

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » July 18, 2006 1:33 pm

hang on.......

Ah, now I don't hardly know her
But I think I could love her
Crimson and clover

Ah when she comes walking over
Now I've been waitin' to show her
Crimson and clover over and over

Yeah, my, my such a sweet thing
I wanna do everything
What a beautiful feeling
Crimson and clover over and over

Crimson and clover over and over
Crimson and clover over and over
Crimson and clover over and over
Crimson and clover over and over

....sloopy, hang on

citcat · Post by **citcat** » July 18, 2006 1:35 pm

Cubbie Bear wrote:hang on.......

Ah, now I don't hardly know her
But I think I could love her
Crimson and clover

Ah when she comes walking over
Now I've been waitin' to show her
Crimson and clover over and over

Yeah, my, my such a sweet thing
I wanna do everything
What a beautiful feeling
Crimson and clover over and over

Crimson and clover over and over
Crimson and clover over and over
Crimson and clover over and over
Crimson and clover over and over

....sloopy, hang on

Well, ok ....those words are good.

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » July 18, 2006 1:38 pm

did not know how to type a drum beat

citcat · Post by **citcat** » July 18, 2006 1:39 pm

OystersandBeer · Post by **OystersandBeer** » July 18, 2006 4:51 pm

Doesn't quite set the mood for me.

Dezdmona · Post by **Dezdmona** » July 18, 2006 5:05 pm

Capt'n P wrote:"...if I could get whatever it is…in that music…into a bottle…I could sell it by the boatloads!”.

No kidding.

CapnK · Post by **CapnK** » July 19, 2006 5:34 pm

Cubbie Bear wrote:If my honey wants me, I don't care if a John Philip Sousa march is playing

that's the spirit!! No sissy mood music for us manly men!

flyboy55 · Post by **flyboy55** » July 19, 2006 10:27 pm

I don't need too many distractions so I voted for no music. Being a man, I don't multi-task very well.

Coconuts · Post by **Coconuts** » July 19, 2006 11:08 pm

If I can tell whether or not there's music playing (or whether or not gravity still works), then somebody's not doing something right!

MikeInNOLA · Post by **MikeInNOLA** » July 21, 2006 12:18 am

BARRY WHITE!

Island_Lullaby · Post by **Island_Lullaby** » July 21, 2006 9:20 am

I don't even remember the last time there was music playing...I guess we make our own music...although (and don't laugh), the American Prayer CD tends to get me in the mood

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