Whats the best way to asked someone if they are into you?

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Bubbaphan wrote:Elaine: You got something on your mind?

Jerry: No. Things pop into your head. You?

Elaine: Things occur to me from time to time.

Jerry: Yeah, me too. Well, you can't expect to just forget the past completely.

Elaine: No, of course not.

Jerry: I mean, it was something we did. Probably about, what? Twenty-five times?

Elaine: Thirty-seven.

Jerry: Yeah, we pretty much know what we're doin' in there. (Points to bedroom)

Elaine: We know the terrain.

Jerry: No big surprises.

Elaine: Nope.

Jerry: What do you think?

Elaine: I don't know. What do you think?

Jerry: Well, it's something to consider.

Elaine: Yeah.

Jerry: I mean, let's say we did.

Elaine: What if.

Jerry: Is that like the end of the world or something?

Elaine: Certainly not.

Jerry: Why shouldn't we be able to do that once in a while if we want to?

Elaine: I know.

Jerry: I mean, really, what is the big deal? We go in there. (Points to the bedroom) We're in there for a while. We come right back out here. It's not complicated.

Elaine: It's almost stupid if we didn't.

Jerry: It's moronic.

Elaine: Absurd!

Jerry: Of course, I guess, maybe, some little problems could arise.

Elaine: We, there are always a few.

Jerry: I mean, if anything happened, and we couldn't be friends the way we are now, that would be really bad.

Elaine: Devastating.

Jerry: Because this is very good. (Points back and forth between them to indicate friendship)

Elaine: And that would be good. (Points to bedroom)

Jerry: That would be good too. The idea is combine the this and the that. But this cannot be disturbed.

Elaine: Yeah, we just wanna take this and add that.

Jerry: But of course, we'd have to figure out a way to avoid the things that cause the little problems. Maybe some rules or something.

Elaine: Huh.

Jerry: For example, now, I call you whenever I'm inclined and vice versa.

Elaine: Right.

Jerry: But if we did that, we might feel a certain obligation to call.

Elaine: Well why should that be? Oh, I have an idea. I have an idea. No call the day after that.

Jerry: Beautiful. Let's make it a rule.

Elaine: All right, sir.

Jerry: Now here's another little rule. When we see each other now, we retire to our separate quarters. But sometimes, when people get involved with that, they feel pressure to sleep over. When that is not really sleep. Sleep is separate from that. And I don't see why sleep got all tied up and connected with that.

Elaine: Okay, okay. Spending the night is optional!

Jerry: Well now we're gettin' somewhere.

Elaine: What about the kiss goodnight?

Jerry: Fine. Well.

Elaine: Well.

Jerry: You ready?

Elaine: Ready.


:lol:

Hey, what's not to like??????

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tikitatas wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
LIPH wrote: If they're going to say no anyway, why beat around the bush? Ask and get it over with, save time and money.
Ahhhhh, it's only money! :P
"Money's awful hard to get these days" - Bob Seger, "Live Bullet"
Now time on the other hand, you never get back.
probably true. tho there are some times I am happy to have paid for. :)
*raising eyebrow* With time or with money, RR?
hey, hey, hey... get your mind out of the gutter.. :D times I have paid for in time, and money. :) All PG-13 or less risque.

sheeeesh. :D

an' me bein' all innocent and stuff. :)
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RinglingRingling wrote: hey, hey, hey... get your mind out of the gutter.. :D times I have paid for in time, and money. :) All PG-13 or less risque.

sheeeesh. :D

an' me bein' all innocent and stuff. :)

When pigs fly.

:P
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Oh. RR. Love your Kinky Friedman trip.
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it is yours. If it doesn't hunt it down and beat it with a stick :evil:
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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wCs

Hey Cub.
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tikitatas wrote:wCs

Hey Cub.
Hi Cate :wink:
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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Cubbie Bear wrote:If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it is yours. If it doesn't hunt it down and beat it with a stick :evil:
:( Aw, that's so freakin' romantic. :D

Makes me wanna bite something. 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:o :o :o
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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citcat wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it is yours. If it doesn't hunt it down and beat it with a stick :evil:
:( Aw, that's so freakin' romantic. :D

Makes me wanna bite something. 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Some people are into the biting :o :wink: :P :lol: 8)
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Post by 12vmanRick »

Cubbie Bear wrote:If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it is yours. If it doesn't hunt it down and beat it with a stick :evil:
the alternate is if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and tie it to the bed :D
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SharkOnLand wrote:
citcat wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it is yours. If it doesn't hunt it down and beat it with a stick :evil:
:( Aw, that's so freakin' romantic. :D

Makes me wanna bite something. 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Some people are into the biting :o :wink: :P :lol: 8)
depends on where and how hard :wench:
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12vmanRick wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it is yours. If it doesn't hunt it down and beat it with a stick :evil:
the alternate is if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and tie it to the bed :D
the beating - assault and battery.
the tying - kidnapping.

easier fall for the assault. :D
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well, she said we could talk so I was suppose to call her after she got outta work and , I did and straight to voicemail, left a message. Was gonna call back after awhile then I figured her phone wasnt working again, so I decided to write it all out in a email. I knew I shouldnt have done that, and I even wrote I wanted to actually talk. Then after I sent it I noticed I got a voice mail message right about the same time to call before she left for the movies with her girls. Damnit... I guess I'll find out tomorrow or I'll have to call to explain why I did that thru email.
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well I'm sure with all the wonderful advice from BNers, you'll either be just fine or wind up in jail by tomorrow afternoon. :pirate: :pirate:
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CapnK wrote:well I'm sure with all the wonderful advice from BNers, you'll either be just fine or wind up in jail by tomorrow afternoon. :pirate: :pirate:
We ain't exactly "Dear Abby"! :o :pirate:
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Any updates, msu#1?? :o
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Post by citcat »

Bubbaphan wrote:
CapnK wrote:well I'm sure with all the wonderful advice from BNers, you'll either be just fine or wind up in jail by tomorrow afternoon. :pirate: :pirate:
We ain't exactly "Dear Abby"! :o :pirate:
:lol: :lol: :lol: We're more like "Dear Crabby" . 8)

UPDATE, PLEASE ????? :D
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tikitatas wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote: hey, hey, hey... get your mind out of the gutter.. :D times I have paid for in time, and money. :) All PG-13 or less risque.

sheeeesh. :D

an' me bein' all innocent and stuff. :)

When pigs fly.

:P
There is no one more innocent than me (in the room) :D
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Post by RinglingRingling »

tikitatas wrote:Oh. RR. Love your Kinky Friedman trip.
Thank you dear. Tho it seems to have gone AWOL the last couple days.
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