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Posted: July 25, 2006 12:40 pm
by sy
Cubbie Bear wrote:
and yet, everyone is mistified when someone empties a pistol in the office
Yeah, isn't it always a surprise? and it's always the same comment....'he/she was so quiet....'
Yeah, that's because they didn't want to talk to anyone in the first place and you kept sticking your nose in their business. Hmm....I wonder why they went nuts...
Posted: July 25, 2006 12:44 pm
by sy
flyboy55 wrote:sy goes "postal" with medieval meat cleaver-type weapon!!
This would get headlines, and give gamers a bad name (and a 'BAD' rep).
That's funny.
I'm more of the subtle, subversive torturing of people who bother me at work. Just little things.....block websites I know they frequent, make it so they can't change their screensaver or backround to anything but plain black, lock them out of directories, shut off the network port at their desk.....
Just things I think about doing, of course.
Posted: July 25, 2006 12:50 pm
by sy
I guess it's not going to at all surprise you that I'm a fairly frequent buyer of that store, and actually do own these:
http://www.museumreplicas.com/webstore/ ... _mace.aspx
http://www.museumreplicas.com/webstore/ ... letto.aspx
Yes, I'm a dork. I collect this stuff.
Posted: July 25, 2006 12:52 pm
by springparrot
Posted: July 25, 2006 1:12 pm
by Tiki Bar
Posted: July 25, 2006 1:14 pm
by sy
Tiki Bar wrote:
To cook with?
I guess in a pinch I could use the mace to tenderize meat.....
Posted: July 25, 2006 1:20 pm
by Tiki Bar
Posted: July 25, 2006 1:27 pm
by sy
Posted: July 25, 2006 1:30 pm
by OceanCityGirl
I'm more of the subtle, subversive torturing of people who bother me at work. Just little things.....block websites I know they frequent, make it so they can't change their screensaver or backround to anything but plain black, lock them out of directories, shut off the network port at their desk.....
Don't mess with the tech person. That's where the real power is today.
Posted: July 25, 2006 1:41 pm
by sy
OceanCityGirl wrote:I'm more of the subtle, subversive torturing of people who bother me at work. Just little things.....block websites I know they frequent, make it so they can't change their screensaver or backround to anything but plain black, lock them out of directories, shut off the network port at their desk.....
Don't mess with the tech person. That's where the real power is today.
I try to only use my powers for good....
most of the time
Posted: July 25, 2006 1:43 pm
by balcony girls
sy wrote:
I try to only use my powers for good....
most of the time
. .I just kick them in the knees, and run . .! !
. .but only after I stick my tongue out at them . . ! !
Posted: July 25, 2006 1:45 pm
by OceanCityGirl
I try to only use my powers for good....
But cookie ladies have white magic too. People can be controlled by the promise of good cookies much like guys can be controlled by the promise of a good, well you know.
Posted: July 25, 2006 1:47 pm
by sunseeker
balcony girls wrote:sy wrote:
I try to only use my powers for good....
most of the time
. .I just kick them in the knees, and run . .! !
. .but only after I stick my tongue out at them . . ! !
why can I ACTUALLY picture you doing this....
Posted: July 25, 2006 1:53 pm
by RinglingRingling
sy wrote:flyboy55 wrote:sy goes "postal" with medieval meat cleaver-type weapon!!
This would get headlines, and give gamers a bad name (and a 'BAD' rep).
That's funny.
I'm more of the subtle, subversive torturing of people who bother me at work. Just little things.....block websites I know they frequent, make it so they can't change their screensaver or backround to anything but plain black, lock them out of directories, shut off the network port at their desk.....
Just things I think about doing, of course.
all along the same lines as having their win.com file go missing...
Posted: July 25, 2006 1:54 pm
by balcony girls
sunseeker wrote:
why can I ACTUALLY picture you doing this....
. .yep . .that's pretty much me, huh . . ? ?
Posted: July 25, 2006 1:55 pm
by RinglingRingling
sy wrote:
I guess it's not going to at all surprise you that I'm a fairly frequent buyer of that store, and actually do own these:
http://www.museumreplicas.com/webstore/ ... _mace.aspx
"Able to crack, crush and dent armor, the mace was the favorite weapon of the knight in full plate. Also, it never needed sharpening! "
http://www.museumreplicas.com/webstore/ ... letto.aspx
"It has been said that the stiletto was the favorite tool of assassins due to its size and weight and the ease with which it could be thrust through the layers of the heavy fabrics of the era."
Yes, I'm a dork. I collect this stuff.
that was why I picked the hammer too..
It has been said that the stiletto was the favorite tool of assassins due to its size and weight and the ease with which it could be thrust through the layers of the heavy fabrics of the era.
Posted: July 25, 2006 1:56 pm
by RinglingRingling
OceanCityGirl wrote:I try to only use my powers for good....
But cookie ladies have white magic too. People can be controlled by the promise of good cookies much like guys can be controlled by the promise of a good, well you know.
steak?
Posted: July 25, 2006 2:05 pm
by sy
OceanCityGirl wrote:I try to only use my powers for good....
But cookie ladies have white magic too. People can be controlled by the promise of good cookies much like guys can be controlled by the promise of a good, well you know.
Ok, by far, the absolute funniest post today
Posted: July 25, 2006 2:10 pm
by sy
RinglingRingling wrote:
all along the same lines as having their win.com file go missing...
Well....yeah....I guess it is
Posted: July 25, 2006 2:11 pm
by flyboy55
sy wrote:OceanCityGirl wrote:I try to only use my powers for good....
But cookie ladies have white magic too.
People can be controlled by the promise of good cookies much like
guys can be controlled by the promise of a good, well you know.
Ok, by far, the absolute funniest post today
I'd be insulted if I were any smarter - two separate but distinguishable groups - people and guys.
