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Questions that bother me so
Posted: August 1, 2006 3:19 pm
by Cubbie Bear
Why do people think they are invisable in cars and sit at stop lights picking
(and eating) their nose?? PUKE
How come the longer you work somewhere the dumber your co-workers get?
How come paydays never fall on the day you really, really need the money the most?
Why would someone go out in public with a shirt so small the rolls of fat hang out the bottom?
your turn
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:13 pm
by Gulfbreeze
Why do people tuck in their shirts when they wear lycra...and go out shopping?
Why am I always stuck behind the lady with the whining kid when I'm at the check out line?
Do old men really have to wear Speedo's on the beach...and if so...why?
I STILL see men with black knee-hi socks and sandals...(okay...so that's not a question, just an observation)
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Posted: August 1, 2006 5:18 pm
by LIPH
Why does spandex clothing come in sizes larger than 4?
Why do men wear spandex bike shorts and show off their manmeltoe?
Why do people get to the top (or bottom) of an escalator or stairs and just stop?
There's probably someone right behind you, a-hole.
Why didn't women think I was hot when I was young and in a position to do something about it?
you're up
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:23 pm
by buffettbride
Say it together, people, "SPANDEX IS A PRIVELIGE, NOT A RIGHT!"
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:25 pm
by Moonie
Gulfbreeze wrote:
I STILL see men with black knee-hi socks and sandals...(okay...so that's not a question, just an observation)
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you have been living in Florida...How Long?
it's their uniform...it's a requirement...
you should see the 82 yr old guy from our PH Club with his pea green tights on...at the tailgate last year...
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:27 pm
by ToplessRideFL
Gulfbreeze wrote:Why do people tuck in their shirts when they wear lycra...and go out shopping?
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Why do people wear lycra in the first place.
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:36 pm
by Gulfbreeze
ToplessRideFL wrote:Gulfbreeze wrote:Why do people tuck in their shirts when they wear lycra...and go out shopping?
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Why do people wear lycra in the first place.
In the words of Larry..."To show off their manmeltoe"
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:39 pm
by Gulfbreeze
Moonie wrote:
you should see the 82 yr old guy from our PH Club with his pea green tights on...at the tailgate last year...[/color]
Rain check please...
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:43 pm
by LIPH
Moonie wrote:you should see the 82 yr old guy from our PH Club with his pea green tights on...at the tailgate last year...
Thanks, I had just about gotten that image out of my brain. Now I have to go stare at the sun again.
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:47 pm
by Cubbie Bear
LIPH wrote:Moonie wrote:you should see the 82 yr old guy from our PH Club with his pea green tights on...at the tailgate last year...
Thanks, I had just about gotten that image out of my brain. Now I have to go stare at the sun again.
now you know how PIA feels
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:47 pm
by Moonie
OMG...that's right...You DID see him...
he was at the J'ville game Sat. night..sans the tights...
thank goodness!
He's not the least bit bothered by showing up in that attire though...
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:50 pm
by Moonie
Gulfbreeze wrote:Moonie wrote:
you should see the 82 yr old guy from our PH Club with his pea green tights on...at the tailgate last year...[/color]
Rain check please...
It's an image you won't soon forget...
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:50 pm
by Desdamona
C'mon, guys! He's only 72! and they're grass/parrot green, not pea.
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:51 pm
by Moonie
Oh Heck! I'm sorry...I thought you said he was 82...
my apologies!!
but I don't think 10 years makes him look any.... different...
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:52 pm
by Moonie
Desdamona wrote:C'mon, guys! He's only 72! and they're grass/parrot green, not pea.
hmm..well ok...looked pea green to me...pfftt!
I tried not to look too closely.....
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:54 pm
by LIPH
Cubbie Bear wrote:LIPH wrote:Moonie wrote:you should see the 82 yr old guy from our PH Club with his pea green tights on...at the tailgate last year...
Thanks, I had just about gotten that image out of my brain. Now I have to go stare at the sun again.
now you know how PIA feels
I don't wear pea green (or any other color) tights.
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:57 pm
by mommar
Why are grocery store shelves stacked so HIGH?
Why is size small always on the top shelf or the hangers at the top of the wall?
Posted: August 1, 2006 5:58 pm
by pojo
Why do very pregnant women wear bikinis?
Why does the pizza delivery guy always beat the paramedics?
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 when the buns come in packs of 8?
Why do the good people go before the stupid ones?
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Posted: August 1, 2006 6:06 pm
by Gulfbreeze
Posted: August 1, 2006 6:10 pm
by Desdamona
