BuffettNews.com

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/07/31/sm ... index.html

this has to be a comedians dream come true.

I don't smoke, but I do think it is about time someone fight back against the militant non-smoking lobby. I hope they are successful.

What in the world would you have to be smoking to make you want to pay $8,300 ($12,800 first class) for a round trip flight?

so there you are in the Federal Pen... on one side is a guy who kidnapped, robbed, and killed people in 9 states. on the other, is a guy who ran the largest heroin cartel in West Bawlimur and all that went with it.

they're comparing war stories as to who's the baddest ba$tard on the cell block. Then you pipe up, "I was arrested and convicted of disabling a airplane bathroom smoke detector".

you spend the next 6 years avoiding showers religiously...