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Capt.Flock wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:Mal if you want I can adopt you

Every bday you would get sporks

every christmas you would get cheese

If you can find a holiday to give me pie and boobies, I'm all yours.

HMMMM

Turkey day I bring the pumpkin pie

and every daywould be boobies day

Papa, is that you?

Yes dear, by the way have I told you that I am so proud of you becoming a reeferette. I almost cried

Now go get me a beer

I'm a good daughter.

One for you, two for me.

That sounds good lets get drunk and talk bad about the rest of the family

Wooohoooo!!!

But before we get started, what's your middle name?



Have ya heard the one about the balcony girl, the sharkling, and a PIA?